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| High Rising G-String of Death |
Jun 23, 2008 1:01 pm
Mood: Strung Out, 585 Views |  | It's finally happened. G-strings can maim.
No, not because they will floss in unmentionable places and cause further expansions of certain body cavities as accused by some naysayers.
But because they can blind you.
Victoria's Secret is out. They are actually terrorists from the underbelly of society. A Los Angeles victim, (yes, a woman) is suing the bottoms peddlers of injuring her eye with their G-string.
No, no ... they did not flash her. Or rather a metallic piece from the G-string caused her life to flash before her eyes momentarily. Apparently, a decorative metal bit from the Victoria's Secret "low-rise v-string" propelled itself off the garment and went for her eye.
This vicious attack on Macrida Patterson, 52, happened last May.
The "Sexy Little Thing" (no, not Ms Patterson ... I think) touted by Victoria Secret as "Easy. Breezy. It's the natural choice", lived up to its breezy claim by flying in the face of the wearer. The victim filed a product liability lawsuit against the knickers knock-outs, which did not claim any monetary damages but insisted that a "design problem" in the thong caused damage to her cornea.
This, in turn, caused Ms Patterson to miss a few days of work, which will now be affecting her for "the rest of her life".
I think the last may be a bit of a thin line of contention.
Strangely, Patterson refused Victoria's Secret's lawyers' requests to examine the alleged faulty garment. I am sure they meant to examine it while she was not in them, which makes her skew-eyed coyness a bit suspect.
Perhaps Patterson should look on the bright side of things. She wanted no visible panty lines. Well, no vision may be the solution. Perhaps VS was trying out a new strategy ...
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| Korean Engrish |
Jun 23, 2008 12:27 pm
Mood: Amused, 332 Views |  | Buying T-shirts in Asia can be rather entertaining. You see a nice one that is well-constructed and tailored (read: makes you look hot) and then you read the words in the front. Or back, sometimes.
Walk feild. See drims. Happy together.
Here we go loop de joop.
Cat happy. Miuow.
Say what? Er, pass ...
I suppose it's similar to seeing some white dude with a huge tattoo on his arm. It's a Chinese character and you can tell he thinks it's bitchin'. Except the words says Happy. If it was read in reverse image. It's the wrong way round, mate.
So it was with some amusement that I received an email of the new promotional poster of a rather famous singer (sic) in Korea, with the unfortunate name of Li Hyori, who has launched her latest album.
It is even more ironic as the warbler has a rather risque image (well, for Koreans anyway) and everyone who can speak English in Korea is sniggering at it.
I rid poster. Laugh small big. Now and just now. |
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