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    <title>FriendFinder Blogs: Jokes, Quotes and Stuff:</title>
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      <title>Just A Quickie For my Soulmate:</title>
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      <description>I think it was a weekday,When I met you again,Surrounded by our sunshine,Despite the pouring rain.I think it was fate that we met again, A special love between us, Our own beautiful rainbow,That will </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:05:26 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>First Date:</title>
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      <description>Okay Lie it on the line, what do you expect from a first date:</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 10:49:50 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Not Everyone Is Good but:</title>
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      <description>People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to mee</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:21:57 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A Poem For Those Over 30</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_118109.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat.Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for th</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:20:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Unusual funeral. ( humour ) by joebangles</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_118077.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:47:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>In Response To gentfartinmartin:b</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_117998.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Yes of course women fantasize:E.G. for a loyal and loving companion (we usual fulfil this desire with a labrador, or spanielWe fantasize about shoes and handbags, but hey we don't need them to walk al</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 06:57:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Hi Hunnies I'm Home:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_117994.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Along with half the pharmacyI have to put on lots of weight so all cream cakes etc welcomed here</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:25:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Dummy by Michael Mack:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_117306.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>The Dummy by Michael Mack In that forgotten part of townWhere wasted hopes and dreams abound,A wrinkled man with life near end,In hopes to have at least one friend,Fashioned bits of wood and thingsAnd</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:17:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Emergencies Are Necessary For Progress:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_117143.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Emergencies have always been necessary to progress. It was darkness which produced the lamp. It was fog that produced the compass. It was hunger that drove us to exploration. And it took a depression </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:23:11 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Writings On Hospital Charts:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_117123.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Actual Writings on Hospital Charts1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she wasvery hot in bed last night.2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a y</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:09:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Teenage Jokes (from a teenage website):</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116961.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Growing up is mandatory growing old is optional (not sure that is correct quote and Author unknown)Don't Argue with Children! ..........................................................................</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 11:21:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>An Imposter In Our Mist:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116905.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Ok I have some body who is trying to mimic me here on FF (sad person who is so jealous of another that they set up another profile pretending to be me.)I've only seen one post which was :uniforrever (</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 14:23:15 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Men Fill In The Missing Answers:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116791.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Top Ten Things That Men Understand About Women 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 21:47:29 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Men Can Be So mean To Women:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116790.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Q. What Is Similarity Between an Audio Cassette And A Girl?A. You Can Use Them On Either SideQ. What Is The Similarity Between Girl And Tea?A. Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed WhileRising.Q. Wha</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 21:36:36 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Sox:</title>
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      <description>Proud Mummy of three kittens today [image]</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 06:21:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Happy Birthday:</title>
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      <description>Ok I'm another year older (and FF in their efficiency have updated my age )There's something good about simple things.I opted for a picnic at the seaside (a seaside with no amusements)I really enjoyed</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 00:59:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Profeesor david southall:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116596.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>Controversial figure: Dr David Southall had challenged the decision of a fitness of practise panelA controversial doctor has been condemned in the High Court for the 'truly shocking' way he accused a </description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 11:39:39 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>101 Ways:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116525.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 12:41:16 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Lawyer Joke 10 husbands and still a virgin:</title>
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      <description>10 Husbands, Still a VirginA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 09:40:03 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>A polite message to devious_lady and in-the-doghouse:</title>
      <link>http://friendfinder.com/blog/15500/post_116478.html?site=ff&amp;pid=p9814&amp;m=</link>
      <description>LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE You have no right to stalk me telling people I lied about experiencing the death of my second child (my Daughter) and yes I have got another Daughter and two Sons (that makes f</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 08:21:58 -0800</pubDate>
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