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NEW YEAR S E X RESOLUTIONS --- TEASER'S TIPS
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Posted:Jan 4, 2019 6:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2019 10:51 pm 13621 Views
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NEW YEAR S E X RESOLUTIONS ---
TEASER'S TIPS ....................... 
Vow to make the new year 2019 your hottest yet with these steamy endeavors. Talk about starting your year off with a big b a n g !
RESOLUTION 1
HAVE . MORE . S E X
Because getting it on should happen as often as you damn well please! And research shows regular s e x reduces stress by releasing endorphins and oxytocin - and (get this!) it help you sleep better, fight off colds, and can even make you healthier. So here's how to put your more-action plan into, well, action.
Make every day a foreplay day - It's no secret among kamsutra experts like ' The Teaser '  that extended foreplay leads to satisfying s e x and better " O " rga sms - score! People usually think of foreplay as what you do during the quick buildup to the main event. But it pays to view foreplay as an ongoing seduction that begins immediately after your last " O " rgasm and continues right up until you two are in bed again. So once you catch your breath, start revving your engines for your next time, whether it's an hour, a few days or a week. Focus on the lusty looks you give each other in passing, the sexy texts you send, and the kissing and touching that will lead to your next session.
S c r (e) w spontaneity - There are two types of desire: spontaneous and responsive. Spontaneous is that magical, must-have-you-now en cou nter that starts with a flirty glance in her direction and ends with simultaneous " O " rgasms in an outdoor shower. But guess what? Studies indicate that only about 15 percent of women (compared with 75 percent of guys) experience desire this way. So, instead, focus on responsive desire, which you two can generate yourselves. Plan a night in, make fancy cocktails, and dance really close - and let it lead to bedroom high notes that last all, um, weekend.
RESOLUTION 2
PUSH YOUR BOUNDARIES
Being adventurous in bed can make you two feel like primal pioneers conquering new territories (aka each other!). Research shows that frequent sexploration enhances your connection.
Get a little freaky - Blindfold her with something you already have in the house - a scarf, your tie, her cami - and trace your fingers all along her body until she's all warmed up. Every minute that goes by will build her anticipation for when you finally remove it and let her see your hard rock er.... can i continue to end that word with "ection" ?  . )
RESOLUTION 3
Boost your bedroom bond
When it comes to upping your coi ..tal connection, there is one way you and your partner can go: trying a trickier than normal move. Here's one that " Teaser suggesting you" : When you are in your usual GOT (that's gi ...rl-on-top, not Game of Thrones ) and you feel you are about to cli ..max, guide yourself to the edge of the mattress. (extra points if you two can do this with you still enjoying in her Honey .. ..pot - it's not easy.) Let your arms and head dangle off the side of the bed while she gets back to grind ..ing. Not only will she feel like the queen of your personal Westeros, the extra rush of blood to your head will also give you a full-body experience. It's a skill-requiring maneuver that will have you high-fiving at your naughty teamwork.
RESOLUTION 4
Master the art of dirty talk -
Try these stress-free scripts that are steamy, not scary.
Text her an emoji brainteaser
Choose a sequence of emojis and then type, "Figure out the riddl... it’s what I want to do to you tonight.” Okay, so she might not fully understand everything, but her brain will be all can't-wait-for-this.
Thank you so much for reading my self written blog and not a single thing is copy-pasted.
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NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER
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Posted:Dec 31, 2018 3:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2019 4:44 am 13714 Views
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Never Trust A Cricketer
Come all ye fair young maidens
Lisren to The Teaser and harken unto him,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
Randier than a sailor who's been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee. 
First let's take the pace man, pure speed from first to last!
My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.
Then there's the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;
He's really most persistent and can keep it up all day!
And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.
If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap!
Then there's the wily 'slow', pure cunning is his strength;
He'll tempt you, then he'll trap you with his very subtle length.
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.
And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!
So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.
The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.
When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes...
And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two;
When he arrives at the crease then only six will do. 
Then there's the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he's about;
And if you let him settle in, it's hard to get him out!
We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,
He doesn't mind if he's last man in, as long as he gets a knock.
So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. 
And watch the wicket-keeper, girls, he's full of flair and dash;
And if you raise your heel, he'll whip them off in a flash.
If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;
Or he'll have you in positions that you never knew before!
The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,
He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.
Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;
You'll quickly find you've had it, when he puts his finger up!
So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me: !!!!Never Trust A Cricketer, Whoever He May Be
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INDIAN BHABBHIJI -" GODDESS OF PATIENCE AND COURAGE "
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Posted:Dec 28, 2018 4:57 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2018 3:39 am 12242 Views
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INDIAN BHABHIJI - GODDESS OF PATIENCE AND COURAGE
Indian Bhabhis are always Goddesses of Courage and Patience !
They listen so many nasty talks from men but still keep smiling at them
See some Examples
Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon...
Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha...
Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega...
In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya...?
Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se...?
Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon...
Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, kaunsa Dabaaun?
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JOCKY UNDER BED ... ...... ...... lol
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Posted:Dec 22, 2018 10:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2019 1:16 am 12905 Views
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Jockey Under Bed
NamoNath and his two friends, Nirav and Lalit are talking at a bar. His first friend, Nirav,says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
His second friend, Lalit, says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
Namonath says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with a .'
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'
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WHAT IS " VIAGRA" USED FOR !
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Posted:Dec 21, 2018 1:31 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2018 3:44 am 11807 Views
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What is Viagra used for?
At school, ' jYogi's class' is learning about medicines. Sushama, the teacher, asks the students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said, "Paracetamol ?"
"Very good! And what is it used for?"
"It is used for a headache."
The second pupil said, "Restyl."
"Excellent!" said Sushama. "And what it is used for?"
"To help you sleep," replied the student.
Now it is jYogi's turn and he said, "Viagra."
"And what is it used for, JYogi?" asked the surprised Sushama.
"It is used for diarrhoea."
"And who told you this, jYogi?"
"Nobody, but most evenings my mother tells my father... 'Take a viagra, and maybe that shit will get harder.'"
Sushama fainted. Class Dismissed....
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HOW TO GET SELF ESTEEM ........ TEASER'S TIPS
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Posted:Feb 18, 2017 10:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 6:42 am 16798 Views
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If you have low self-esteem, Teaser's Tips will help you increase your self esteem tremendously. Just have a look at the things that can cause low self esteem as well as what you can do to either improve or get back your self esteem as the case may be.
The very first step to tackle self esteem problems is to think about the things in your life that are making you to have this so-called low self esteem.
Some people have low self esteem due to crisis at work or home, a change in life situation, deformity, lack of self confidence, a challenge with a spouse, loved one, co-worker or other close contacts, loss of job, etc.
After identifying the problems, think of possible solutions to the problems or at least what you can do to reduce them.
Act on your thoughts and beliefs. If you think you can not solve the problems alone, seek help where necessary.
Self esteem is very important in one's life. Self esteem motivates and gives a lot of courage.
Men with low self esteem often find it very difficult to get women of their choice. Low self esteem often prevent one from approaching his or her dream partner, should the opportunity arise. It is important in life to become aware of who you really are.
Try to figure out the good part of yourself and bring it into play when dealing with others. This will go a long way to improving your self esteem. If you don't succeed in achieving something, DO NOT see yourself as a failure.
Keep trying and remember that it is better to never give up.
Everyone makes mistake sometimes in life, so if you happen to make any mistake at anytime in your life, it is very important for you to learn from that mistake so you can avoid making thesame mistake again in future.
Observe your sorroundings and learn from the mistakes, positive experiences as well as successful deeds made by others.
Try to be more possitive in whatever you are doing and avoid jumping to negative conclusions. Too much negativity will give you the feeling that you don't deserve anything better. Low self-esteem prevents us from being who we want to be.
Therefore, be positive oriented and believe in yourself. Believing in yourself will make you to be courageous and be who you want to be or become what you want to become. Some people develope low self esteem due to failure in their relationships.
This should not be the case at all because no matter what the case may be, life goes on and you can always get to meet a better partner out there and have a happy relationship again.
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KEEPING MY SEXY PROMISE.....LEARN SKILLS OF MASSAGE
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Posted:Feb 1, 2017 10:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:50 am 17436 Views
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" teasers new passion/ MASSUER" what my beautifullllllll Sonu...saniya for u all said.
Passion is the power behind the survival....and yeah i am always Passionate because i love to be The Student all of my life.
As i told you in one of my previous blog " When i was actively participating in sport;s competitions is was mandatory to attain the super skills and fitness camps.In the Fitness Camps " Therapeutic massage therapy " was a compulsory subject.
Chadhati jawani ke satha inspite of concentrating on " " Therapeutic massage therapy " i started taking interest in Other Type of massages. and so Today i dared to open my " Teaser's Massage center " here for u all ! lol." ....... as "A STUDENT OF LIFE" i EARNED that skill of " MASSUER" too.
So writing this article to give justice to my promise of letting u know " Different Types of Massage" ..........
There are many traditional massage principles and techniques developed over millennia.. If one of more type of massage appeal you and your partner, you can easily incorporate it into your s..e..x..ual play.
DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE
Deep Tissue Massage combines a variety of styles to work on the muscles and connective tissues in the body, using deep , kneading strokes to relieve stress and pain, realign muscles and to promote the sense of total relaxation.Deep tissue massage can be important as the if she is carrying tension or any kind of pain.
SWEDISH MASSAGE
generally used for relaxation and improved circulation, Swedish Massage involves vigorous rolling, kneading and percussive strokes to energize the body's soft tissues. Although you want to stay away from vigorous motions during , you can incorporate the style with gentler motions at the beginning of the massage, especially if your partner doesn't suffer from pain, but only needs to relax and shed tension.
SHIATSU MASSAGE
A form of eastern therapy used for millennia, Shiatsu incorporates acupressure, acupuncture and massage techniques to balance the energies in the bodies,known as the "CHI". You can incorporate the strokes and techniques common to Shaitsu into , but leave the acupuncture needless to the professionals.
REIKI
Relki is an ancient form of Tibetan Massage that only became popular in the USA in the mid 20th century. Reiki practitioners combine a softy, gentle touch with visualization techniques and Chakra Alignment to help with relaxation and number of health problems. The light touches used in Reiki can be very sensual, making it welcome to .
AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE
This Massage relies heavily on SCENT, essentially oils in combinations with various traditional massage styles to create the desired effect in the massage recipient, whether it's a body stimulation,pain relief or general relaxation. In terms of , aromatherapy oils can provide the same type of body and sense stimulation, just stick with scents that are sensual, arousing and relaxing, like LAVENDER OR SANDALWOOD.
TANTRIC MASSAGE
It is another ancient form of healing, TANTRIC MASSAGE IS AN INTIMATE EXPERIENCE BETWEEN PARTNERS THAT INVOLVES ACTIVATING BODY CHAKRAS AND CHANNELING S..E..X..UAL ENERGY INTO PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL AND SPIRITUAL HEALING.The main difference between Tantric and is 'THE GOAL"....Where as often leads to the gen i .tal massage, Tantric Massage although deeply sensual, doesn't usually end with a Cli ..max..I always think Tantric Massage in great details and always surprised with the 'Magic of the Touch'.
Also known as ' ', culminates in s..e..x..u..al release for one or both people. HAS THE SAME HEALTH AND RELAXATION BENEFITS AS THE FORM OF TRADITIONAL MASSAGE i have discussed, especially especially Tantric Massage, with the added BONUS OF O R G A S M S.! Although a large part of is focused on relieving pain and tension, above all it's an INTIMATE SENSUAL EXPERIENCE GEARED TOWARDS S E .X .U .AL PLEASURE .....
All other types of massage are the combination of the above mentioned BASIC MASSAGE types
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TEASER'S MASSAGE ....TOUCH...THE SOUL OF MASSAGE
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Posted:Jan 19, 2017 1:52 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 6:51 am 18433 Views
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TOUCH .....THE MOST INTIMATE OF SENSES
If the choice given between even Food and Touch , the most of human beings choose "TOUCH" !
Massage is the Structural Form of Touching.Every massage is the sense of touch..but is Intimate.
In this very fast life style many couples complain on monotones sex. many couple ask themselves " Where has that Magic gone?" and then inspite of visiting Teaser's Massage center or calling The Teaser to help them with his Massage ....try to find answer in porn videos, calendars and magazines.
Often they forget, they have HANDS.and the Power they have in their hands.I am not exaggerating, show The Teaser how you touch, and he will tell you What kind of lover you are. Your hands do not lie.they transmit the very important information about what kind of lover you are.hands are Powerful Weapon of showing yourself.
Touch is the form of communication. Communication goes further than words.Touch..by the way of communication, replaces words , when u feel you have said everything and you want to express lil bit more.
Hands have the ability to generate the senses .of Well-being ..both to the mind and body of the person you touching..
Massage is a perfect setting to let your partner know, the Kind Of Touch you like the best without being offending or threatening. Knowing how to touch..cares is the guarantee for the better sex. Massage extends the sensitivity. Better orgasum can be reached by the use of Massage because the time devoted to the excitation phase is longer.Because the sensations are not only in genitals and OUR SKIN IS OUR LARGEST SEX ORGAN which can transmit the sensations all over body.better Erotic sensations can be reached because MASSAGE IS AN INVITATION TO FEEL AND EXPLORE WITHOUT ANY RESERVATIONS.
Wait for next blog to know the Type of Touches and Different Types of Massage
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TEASER'S SHADES OF LOVE
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Posted:Jan 2, 2017 5:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 6:52 am 18109 Views
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Dear Friends,
Love in the heart was not meant there to stay. Love is not love till you give it away. For love to be ever lasting and eternal every one should be aware of the different stages of love and know its significance.
As per Teaser's views following are the different phases through which you will travel in your love life and only those who pass it will have an endless love.
ATTRACTION
Attraction can be defined as something, which is more than friendship and is a step towards getting ready for a relationship. Now attraction is of two types:
a. Physical Attraction - happens when your body reacts to another person. Heart rate increases; temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is what will tell you that you are ready for the first contact and also whether you are comfortable in the company of the other person.
b. Emotional Attraction - develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to come closer. If you find you have things in common -- hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground -- then an emotional attraction starts to form. Sometimes an emotional attraction can occur even when a physical attraction does not. And in this case, the bond will be stronger between the two who connect, since no preconceived notions based on physical appearance has occurred.
INTIMACY
Intimacy is something, which a person experiences when you learn to trust and believe your lover. It is a close association with another person of the deepest nature. You share you thoughts, feelings, and dreams. You feel free to discuss everything with this person and you are absolutely comfortable in his company. Thus intimacy develops gradually. If you can't establish intimacy with your partner, your relationship may work for a while, but is unlikely to endure throughout the years. Intimacy is actually the path to a true, healthy and beautiful relationship.
ROMANCE
Romance is the essence of a relationship. Without romance your love life will not exist. Romance is the true identity of your love. It brings out your true self and helps you be a better lover, husband and partner. Romance is a celebration of the life you live as part of a couple. It springs naturally and originates from within your heart. It makes you do things that you possibly couldn't have imagined to do otherwise. It shows you who you are and reminds you of the role you play in a relationship. Romance is not responsibility but it is caring about your responsibilities towards your lover and partner.
Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.
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