http://friendfinder.com/blog/Poetdancer0/?pid=p9814 [B][SIZE 3][COLOR deeppink]A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]:P http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_105547.html?pid=p9814 I wanted to wish all of our Jewish Members at FF a Happy Rosh Hashanah (Happy Jewish New Year) which begins Monday night at sundown and ends Wednesday evening.There is a lesson in Rosh Hashanah which Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:21:11 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_105547.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_105215.html?pid=p9814 Happy Birthday Dear James And Many Many Happy Returns May You Always Have All Your Four-legged Friends With You Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:06:58 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_105215.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_104781.html?pid=p9814 I'm tired of listening to the News!!For years I always listened or watched the News first thing in the morning. Now, I am just tired of hearing bad news with my morning coffee. I mean, who needs to Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:43:04 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_104781.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_104253.html?pid=p9814 PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS:1. Peace of mind 2. Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3. Squash grumbling 4. Squash selfishness PLANT FOUR ROW Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:32:36 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_104253.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103657.html?pid=p9814 Instructions for cleaning the toilet: 1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo. 2. Take a (any) cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the dir Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:33:39 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103657.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103432.html?pid=p9814 PARIS (AFP) - - Men tend to wind up with life partners who look like their mother, while a woman is lured to a partner who looks like her father, scientists reported on Wednesday. Heterosexuals are de Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:10:08 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103432.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103325.html?pid=p9814 * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second per Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:37:09 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103325.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103002.html?pid=p9814 NAILS: A hard covering on the end of the finger, which Mom can never have a full set of due to pitching for batting practice, opening stubborn modeling clay lids and removing heat ducts to retrieve ar Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:02:10 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_103002.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102771.html?pid=p9814 "A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip." - Caskie Stinnett Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:38:37 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102771.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102334.html?pid=p9814 Something only mothers can understand ... I think AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-s Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:20:57 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102334.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102123.html?pid=p9814 In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day one fellow met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?""Hold on a minute," S Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:58:09 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_102123.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_101491.html?pid=p9814 Today before you think of saying an unkind word -Think of someone who can't speak.Before you complain about the taste of your food -Think of someone who Has nothing to eat.Before you complain about yo Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:11:03 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_101491.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_101255.html?pid=p9814 A man wrote an email to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would Sun, 03 Aug 2008 09:12:59 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_101255.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99937.html?pid=p9814 With all this financial panicking going on, President Bush held a press conference and told everyone to 'take a deep breath.' That’s good advice. The economy’s tanking, and he’s giving a lamaze class. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:28:55 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99937.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99585.html?pid=p9814 A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any seks in quite some time. She was afraid there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:09:24 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99585.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99177.html?pid=p9814 I have recently returned to my knitting pleasure. I wasn't going to knit again at this time as I have lots of other things to do. But when I was at the haberdashery shop (love going to that big store Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:09:13 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99177.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99041.html?pid=p9814 An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one o Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:41:40 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_99041.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_98636.html?pid=p9814 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:10:00 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_98636.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_98257.html?pid=p9814 A friend is someone who believes in you when you have stopped believing in yourself..Friendship is not a two way road... it's a one way road travelled by two people together - hand in hand..Best frien Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:32:36 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_98257.html?pid=p9814 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_97391.html?pid=p9814 Do you remember ... yeah I know it's a song, but I'm not putting any songs here today. I was just wondering what else you remember from long time ago An application was for employmentA program was a Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:08:30 -0800 http://friendfinder.com/blog/10784/post_97391.html?pid=p9814