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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Your Enemies Feb 11, 2007 3:56 am
Mood: amused, 943 Views

Always forgive your enemies,

nothing annoys them more.

Oscar Wilde
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Children Say The Cutest Things :) Jan 22, 2007 7:32 am
Mood: amused, 1189 Views


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After
a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

YASMIN (age 3) was staying with grandma when her best friend, who weighs 90kg came for tea. She ask the friend "Did you break grandma's toilet seat?" (Grandma told her the day b4 the reason why the seat is cracked is bcos her overweight friend sat on it.)

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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Some Things I've Learned Jan 22, 2007 7:19 am
Mood: exanimate, 956 Views

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing
And see something totally different.

I've learned that there are people who love you dearly,
But just don't know how to show it.

I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing
And still have the best time.

I've learned that I'm getting more and more like my mom,
And I'm kind of happy about it.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow,
Even over the longest distance.

I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you
The way you want them to
Doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
Some people just don't care back.

I've learned that you should never tell a child
His dreams are unlikely or outlandish.
Few things are more humiliating,
And what a tragedy it would be if he believed it.

I've learned that your family won't always be there for you.
It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to
Can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again.
Families aren't necessarily biological.

I've learned that our background and circumstances
May have influenced who we are,
But we are responsible for who we become.
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Map Of The World Jan 22, 2007 7:10 am
Mood: curious, 1071 Views
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
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Your Value Never Changes Jan 18, 2007 9:50 pm
Mood: grateful, 1134 Views
A popular speaker started off his lecture by holding up a $20 bill. In the room teeming with people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Now who wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he continued, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the floor and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by...Who We Are.

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Important Questions ;) Jan 18, 2007 9:40 pm
Mood: curious, 1004 Views


Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

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