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Lessons I Learned In My Childhood Sep 2, 2008 8:37 am
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* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.



* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.



* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.




* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.





* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.



* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.



* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.



* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.




* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.



* School lunches stick to the wall.




* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.



* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.

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