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weapons of Kass destruction
Warning! warning! this blog is a weapon of Kass destruction! All of blogville must take serious precausions to not be consumed by humourous posts, romantic poetry, and for allah's sakes!!! protect each other from the boring posts that speak of Kass's daily life! as any other weapon of Kass destruction, one must enter with causion and follow the signs along your way. be careful not to come out of Kassville all warm and fuzzy! there is a high risk that u will leave with a sense of warmth! beware!
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breaking the fast Sep 2, 2008 5:44 pm
Mood: hungry, 20 Views
Today is the first day of Ramadan, well technically the second, but we started the fast doday. Well the food is yum, but my stomach feels kinda icky after eating so much so fast. Nice one Kassers. Well gonna finish off this coffee, and try to slow down on eatin for now, at least until afte prayer...Nothin' like good ol Ramadan to humble u...wow...
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gawd damn plaines! Sep 1, 2008 4:47 pm
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I keep hearin these big loud huge plaines goin by. They scare the crap out of me. O well I'll just hope no more go by...o here comes the third one...hides face and covers ears...I...hate...plaines...

Continues eating yummy chips and minds own business...
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personal questions...leave them alone Aug 19, 2008 8:37 am
Mood: a little tired of it, 86 Views
Wow?

My wife's family is gettin' a lil too close for my lliking. They're asking her personal things about...our lovelife...ahem...I don't remember those things being any1 else's biz but ours? For Allah sakes! Leave it awone! I mean, is the part of their brains missing that tells u when to shut up, or stop asking to much about someone? Like I don't go over to their homes and ask them what colour undies they're wearing, or what they keep in their bathrooms, bedrooms,etc, let alone what transpires in there...lordie...Am I wrong on this? Is any1 with me here? Should I have reacted the way I did? I was very blunt in telling them that she is now a grown woman, and doesn't need her fam asking her personal things about her life, shes married for cryin' out loudd...of course stuffs are gonna happen. Leave 'em alone!
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hey hi how is we Aug 16, 2008 11:26 am
Mood: sleepy, 103 Views
yep just comin' in to see how we all is. Theres talk...only talk...that we might have a baby. We're not preggers yet, but we're talking about it seriously and trying. So I'll keeps u posted. Lol I'm struggling to stay awake today for some stupid idiotic reason. Anyway it's off to watch something half decent. See ya.
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insomniac Iraqi Aug 5, 2008 1:16 am
Mood: sleepy, 137 Views
Yep thats me. Hi. Its 4 in the mornin and guess what? I haven't slept a bloody wink. I have to pray at 430 so what the hells the use. I know I'm gonna be dead tomorrow and probably take 3 trillion naps. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. cant...sleep...can...never...sleep...I used to be fine, now I'm up walking around, eating popcorn, watchin tv, surfin cyber space, and even washing my face! should I read some quran to put me out?yawn...quran...sigh...
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who's extremely... Jul 26, 2008 1:33 am
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bored and sleepy right now like me.
me. bored and sleepy
u, Kass...just u.
I wasn't sleepy till u made this pole u wacky Iraqi
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leavin' a quick note for my American friends Jul 4, 2008 5:01 pm
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Assalamu alaykum (peace be upon u)

Just stoppin' in to send out a happy 4th to all my American friends lol I'm just coming to know about it hahehehe but enjoy...

I'll be popping in and out of the blogs to attend to kass's cyber party that starts now, this late in the evening...Kassers goes to fridge and starts passin' out fresh cold drinks, if ur not American u have to get ur own lmfao...kiddin'...kiddin'...don't hurt me Lanka, Misty I know u guys are gonna pounce for that 1 hahehe...

Next, Kass sets out the food table I don't feel like cookin' so I'll leave some cold plates out and freshly yummy baked desserts...goes to back of room to practice own version of American anthem no u guys are not allowed to laugh...all laughers must remove themself from kassville before u get a huge Iraqi foot up your arsses...hahehehe

Enjoy all! All u have to do to get into the kass party is click this post!
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I'm gonna be a smartkass today Jun 29, 2008 10:50 pm
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UsuallyI'm not very smartassy and I'm straight with my answers. But today I got asked the question I've had enough with answering. Kass, you're a Muslim, riht? Yes! Yes I am. Are u a jihadist? a terrorist? an extremist? no. no I'm not.

I've had enough of giving the same damn answer to the same damn question. I've told so many people about the true peaceful man I really am. I hate terror, I hate military jihad, I live in peace and spread it. But today, I will be a smartkass justto mock those who ask me that stupid question.

Kass you're a muslim right? yes. yes I am.
Kass are u a jihadist? yes. yes of course.
Do u fully support jihad Kass? absofarkinglutely
Is your mission to spread terror? yes. spread terror to u. bring my kitty over to your house and watch him climb your face while u sleep and pur in your ear so u never get any peace to yourself.

Kass would u consder yourself a terrorist? yes, yes I told u. I will terrorize u with kitties and other creatures that won't leave u alone.
So u are an extremist kass? yes. yes very extreme. extremely sick of people asking me that damn question. so thats me being a smartkass today.
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piss off ok? just piss off! Jun 26, 2008 11:17 pm
Mood: infuriated!, 492 Views
I got a link sent to me from my former US soldier friend I never wanna see read about hear of or talk to that sorry ass s o b again. Here's a perfect example of why. I clicked the link and it was a youtube vid. Ok fine. I start watching, and its US soldiers blowing up mosques!!! Not because they have to, but because of the thrill they get when they're done! I understand terrorists hide in mosques, and sometimes it's the way to get them out. But as they were blowing up the mosque, they were saying things like o, sweet! did u see that? hit it again! o my god it's still standin!

So at first I was pissed...royally pissed...like get out of the way pissed, then I started getting hurt, and now crying, then I went back to being pissed and sent him a angry mail. it went something like this. What the hell business do your little troops have blowing up our flucking mosques! note, take out the l in flucking. You'll never see me put crudewords to the star spangled banner or pee on, or burn the American flag, but yet it's ok for u to shoot bullet holes in my holy qur'an and blow up my fluckin mosque? get a life soldier boy! Pressing send...hard task...very very hard task...I still love 'em, but have very very very little trust in Americans right now. of course this will pass inshallah (allah willing) but for now, I have less trust in Americans than Americans have in Arabs. I love u guys, always did always will, but trust is another issue. It'll come back, but it'll take sweet sacred precious time. For now I will reel in disbelief because god forbid I started doing these things to your country, the world would go to hell wouldn't it! well u shouldn't be going into my country, screwin' it up and blowing up our damn mosques! Sorry guys, just I need to get this out before I blow up!
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if u are not a Muslim, pay close attention Jun 26, 2008 5:09 pm
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If u are a Muslim, u know how exhausted u become after prayer. If u are a non muslim planning to tour Kassville, I would read this post before entry.

We're sorry. Kass is completely exhausted from praying all 5 Islamic prayers including the ones through the night and Kass is temporarily unavailable. Any and all attempts to contact Kass at this time are not permissible and are strictly prohibited. Any attempts to contact Mr Kassie during sleep hours will result in immediate and harsh removal of the disturbing individuals from Kassville. Please remove yourself from Kassville before u are removed by the not so friendly female occupent of Kassville. Be extremely causcious upon exiting Kassville not to kick the noisy plastic laundry bag lying next to Kass's bed. Sorry for any inconvenience. Please use better judgement and timing upon visiting Kassville. Do not enter after night prayer. Thank u and salam.

Ps. If u awaken Kassie, no1 has survived their escape after such a traumatic event. There will be a sign posted on the outside of the door to Kassville reading, warning. cranky Iraqi alert. Do not enter between the hours of 9 pm and 11 am.. thank u for your co-operation.
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