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Apr 1, 2008 5:51 pm
Mood: crazy, 267 Views |  | Major funding for this blog post was provided by starving a family of rednecks in Oxford.
Why don't aggies breast feed their babies?
They don't like the pain from boiling their nips.
"Of course the pople don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliment, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pasicfists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."
-Jermann Goring at the Nuremberg Trials
I have determined email is for communicating with people you'd rather not talk to. |
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| Have a good week. |
Mar 30, 2008 8:38 am
Mood: content, 540 Views | | Thank you all for your friendship. I hope you all have a great week. Be well, my friends. | |
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| A hypothetical question. How are we judged, here? |
Mar 28, 2008 5:12 pm
Mood: adventurous, 635 Views |  | You are such a hater. Is your life so miserable? Your only joy is to go to other peoples blogs, and leave crappy comments?
What makes you think you can leave the most hate filled comments at others blogs? Just because you use a name de plum and no picture, you think there will be no reactions to your villainous comments? It's not like you can remotely be more than insulting. I noticed your blog contains no words with more than five letters in them. And that wit of yours, such scathing retorts. I mean you have shown us your impeachable use of "Oh Yeah?" and "Bite Me." Saving the big guns for next time? Go on and pull out that "Your a doodyhead." If you can't keep up the the big people conversation, please be silent. Save your comments for both of those subjects that you actually know something about, american idol and whatever soap you are trying to base your life on.
Or maybe you are a constitutionalist. Does the first amendment give you the right to say whatever you want? Call anyone any name you feel like?
By that logic, it is ok if I tell you, your ass is so fat, you've added a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Haul ass." Your ass is so big, it has it's own zip code. You're so ugly, the pork chop tied around your neck isn't enough to get the family dog to play with you. Your so stoopid, you were trapped in the motel room, because the only door out had a do not disturb sign on it.
Was that alright? Freedom of speech upheld? You accept the idea that anyone can say anything about anyone here. Your rules, live with it.
I am in awe of so many of the people that blog here. Not only have they displayed humanity way above the norm, but their use of language is brilliant.
I hope you take this as a learning lesson. I really do. Here, you are judged by what you post, not only at your blog, but comments left on others posts also. How many comments do you think it will take, before the other bloggers decide you are nothing but a crybaby drama queen, not worth the time to look at? Pay attention to your blog views count. You will see the numbers dwindle. No one likes a whiner.
Thus ends today's lesson.
Oh, and if you ever really wanna play words with me, go to the store and buy yourself a dictionary and thesaurus. I really want you to have a true appreciation of the verbal ass whipping I shall deliver unto you. |
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| The Everything Theory! |
Mar 26, 2008 2:04 pm
Mood: curious, 499 Views |  | The physics of everything. A mathematical formula defines the mass of the the whole universe. Another math formula has calculated the mass of the known universe. The physicists are saying a lotta mass is missing.
Who went around with the scale, tape rulers, compasses and calipers and measured it all? How are they sure their calculation of all the mass created at the big bang is correct?
Ok, next problem. The new answer is this is not a universe, but a multi-verse. Everything that can possibly happen, does, in one of the other universes, overlaying the one we commonly accept as reality. These universes converge and dissect at various points, where one turns right, instead of left, where a moth farts, instead of exploding from the internal pressures.
Ok, I can play what if. But, not everything is possible. For instance, is there a universe anywhere, in which you would murder a loved one, needlessly?
So, the multi-verse becomes limited. For instance, there is this universe, where I chose Black Eyed Peas, and the one where I didn't choose that on mp3, but put on Blues Traveler instead. Darned, did I just create another universe? Hmmm. Is it so easy? Can so meaningless a choice create a whole universe, just for that choice?
No. The choices are more along the lines of you turn left, instead of right, and a life changing event occurs, or doesn't. You meet the love of your life, or walk into a mugging and get shot or stabbed. Ok, in the world of what ifs, I can follow this. Of course it means that we all help in the formation of new universes, and don't realize it.
So, what could I do to change the universe I am in for the better?
Ok, I can do this, but damned, that means killing a lotta bad people. And do we stop at the bad people? Should we get rid of the useless? The stoopid? If we're gonna clean up a whole universe, where do we stop?
Do we repreive those that can make very good cakes, chocolates, and other treats? |
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| A view, from the edge of a glacial plain. |
Mar 23, 2008 4:35 pm
Mood: adventurous, 614 Views |  | Look at this photo of McDonald, in the Glacier National Park. Write whatever comes to mind. Poem, essay, just a one liner about your wife/hubby, whatever.
A standing figure, alone on a glacial plain, lost between two skies. Which summit should be mounted? Just a few steps, an icy splash, will I be on the summit? Or will it recede before me, eternally, across the lake as I wade, the icy waters?
3 mins in.
Majestic views
clear skies
clean snow
crisp air
Brings tears
Such beauty
such danger
As warm and welcoming as your eyes,
As cold as your embrace.
The view washes away all anger
Leaving one emotionally at peace.
A command of your attention
Blocking your concentration.
10 mins total
What do you see? |
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| Happy Easter |
Mar 21, 2008 2:31 pm
Mood: curious, 669 Views | This weekend is a holiday weekend here in the states.
You, where ever you are, no matter your religion, please anser.
What are you doing this weekend? | |
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| Save the dwama, mama |
Mar 21, 2008 11:21 am
Mood: aggravated, 552 Views | | To those friends, who had to call to warn me of some drama's queens scorn, I ask, please, don't bother me about some childish loosers attempts at attention. I can do nothing but pitty her. Your need for entertainment must go unfulfilled. Go seek your bloody sport elsewhere. | |
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| Yo mommy, you lookin good. |
Mar 20, 2008 9:40 am
Mood: ho hum, 614 Views |  | If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is it better to be blind?
I don't judge by covers. I read body language, but I know big tits don't make a woman smart, kind or loving. Just how important is everyone elses shell to you? |
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| 1979 Corvette Dashboard Components |
Mar 20, 2008 8:11 am
Mood: Successful, 459 Views |  | Someone asked about the vette parts. I have a few pics. This is the parts removed, and my blanks for the new parts. The parts removed were oak plywood, with the edges painted black, in thick, tacky paint. |
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| To link to this blog (Jimy1H) use [blog Jimy1H] in your messages. |
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