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My New Hairdo
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Aug 11, 2009 5:40 am
Mood: Proud,
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Here's a picture of my new hairdo. I hope you like it. I had to do a lot of work to get it to look like this. I'll share my secret hairdo tips with you.
First, go to bed and sleep for roughly eight hours.
Secondly, get up and do absolutely nothing to your hair.
Now see? wasn't that easy?
One time I went to the grocery store without taking a shower and my hair looks similar to what it does this morning. The next thing I know all of Hollywood was sporting new dos. Just look at Jude Law's hair. Where do you think his hairdresser got the idea for that do? Yes.....it was from me, the trend setter.
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Oh boo hoo
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Aug 8, 2009 6:17 am
Mood: Weird,
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Now our blings aren't loading. I imagine the site is experiencing a temporary glitch in the fact that it's hard to use our blings when they're not loading. Oh well.. boo hoo. At least now I have something to bitch about, oppsss I mean blog about.
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Never Argue With A Woman.
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Aug 1, 2009 12:28 pm
Mood: Amused,
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Here's one that I borrowed from a friend.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies,
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Women who wear hats.
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Jul 9, 2009 12:45 am
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I just love women who wear hats. Did you see the hat that Latoya Jackson wore to her brother's memorial service? It was a large brimmed dark colored hat. I loved it. So stylish.
As long as I can remember I've always loved the hats that women wear. When I watch older movies I see that hats were more common than they are today. I find that women who wear hats are very intriguing and desirable.
So ladies, do you own and wear hats and what kinds do you have? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Showing my true colors.
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Jul 3, 2009 9:06 am
Mood: Proud,
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Here's my colors.
red
white
blue
Happy 4th of July to all my fellow Americans
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Special thanks to our all allies for supporting us in our global war against terrorism. |
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My Colors or is it Colours?
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Jun 30, 2009 2:38 am
Mood: Don't you dare show,
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Anyhow, our colors have returned to our blogs. Thank goodness for little favors or is it favours?
Yee haw....
I see my recent visitors list is still different but hey! good things take time. |
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What's the furthest distance from other members?
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Jun 28, 2009 4:45 am
Mood: Silly,
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I'm amazed at how far away some other members live away from me. The farthest distance I've seen is 9990 miles away. It's a young woman from Indonesia. I know this because she viewed my profile. So what's the furthest distance you've seen?
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Color Snatchers
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Jun 16, 2009 6:29 pm
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Is it just me or has the site stolen our colors away? My normal light blue has disappeared. I visit other blogs and they too have lost their colors. My latest comments list is off too. Must be some glitches in the works.
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Why I'm here and other things.
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Jun 3, 2009 3:25 pm
Mood: melancholy,
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I'm here because FF is fun or me. I enjoy doing my blings. Being artistic it provides me with a rewarding challenge. I also enjoy being around women on FF. It's fun for me. I don't have any women in my life outside of family.
Yes, I tend to be quite the butt kisser but that's who I am. Part of the reason I'm single is I've always lead with my heart instead of my head. At any rate, being able to come here and make friends with women that I really like is great.
I'm not a player. I'm not sexy or smart enough to be a player. Have I made mistakes with women? You bet I have. Guilty as charged. Some things have happened on this site that I was responsible for. I embarrassed a girl named Loretta from Minnesota by not telling her my concerns. I blogged it to the world instead. Many here couldn't believe the callousness of my actions.
I have been guilty of getting into arguments with women. There were some things that happened in the past that weren't nice. Mostly I was to blame but I wasn't always as bad as some would lead you to believe.
My comments and posts are not false or sickly. They are from my heart.
I'm glad to be back at FF.
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Are men and women really compatable?
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Jun 3, 2009 5:34 am
Mood: contemplative,
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I think not. I think we merely co exist. That's probably a good thing. Men and women are very different yet very similar. I see that most men that have wives have learned to be a part of a team rather than to be their own person.
I yearn for a woman to love but would I really be able to leave my set ways? I wonder. A lot of women lay the law with their men. That's not a bad thing either. When a woman knows what she wants it makes it easier for the couple to survive.
What all men need to know is that yes you can love your wife but you can't be with her every minute of every day. There's just too much difference between the two sexes.
I don't believe in a unisex philosophy. Men and women need to be separate at least part of the time.
We are only compatible when we realize that we need distance to be together.
Please excuse my dribble but sometimes I like to think out loud. |
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