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An article that best describes the personality and values of a pinoy.

Pinoy

A must read for every true blue Pinoy even those Pinoy at heart.
Published on 08 Apr 07 in the Phil. Daily Inquirer. Please read and
enjoy.

MANILA, Philippines -- Pinoy is what Filipinos call each other, a term
of endearment. You're Pinoy from Pilipino just like you're tisoy from
mestizo or chinoy from chino.

It's a nickname just as Minoy is from Maximo, Ninoy from Benigno, Tinay
from Florentina and Kikay from Francisca. But now they're Maxi and Ben
and Tintin and Cheska.

You've been called indio, goo-goo, Negro, flip, noypits. Or Filipino, a
biscuit that is brown outside and white inside, or a word stricken
from the dictionary which means domestic. Ay, lintik!

You're Juan de la Cruz or Mang Pandoy. You're common tao, masa, urban
poor but also Cecile Licad and Don Jaime, Jose Rizal and Tony Meloto,
Shawie and Pacquiao and Nick Joaquin, galing galing.

Born June 12, 1896, the Republic of the RP is a Gemini, good at
connecting, good at loving-loving, good at texting and interpersonal skills.

Filipinos like to yakap, akbay, hawak, kalong, kalabit. We sleep side
by side, siping-siping, we go out kabit kabit.

There's lots of us to go around. Someone always to listen to a sob
story, even in a jeepney, to share-a-load or to share a TV.

*Everyone's tit o, tit a*

Who has a hipag, a bayaw, a bilas, a balae, a kinakapatid? Who has an
ate, dete, diche, kuya, diko? The maids call her ate, the driver calls
him kuya and everybody is tit o or tit a.

Who has a Lola Baby, a Tit o Totoy, a bosing called Sir Pee wee, his wife
Ma'am Lovely and their kids Cla Cla and Cring Cring?

The Pinoy lives in a condo, a mansion, an apartment, a bahay na bato,
ilalim ng tulay, Luneta, Forbes Park, and Paris too!

He's a citizen of the world, he's in all the villages and capitals,
colonizing the West, bringing his guitar and his bagoong, his walis na
tingting, his tabo, his lolo and lola.

Where there's a beat, there's a Pinoy. You'll find her singing in a
nightclub in Tokyo, a musical in London, the Opera House in Sydney. Sure,
they've got the infrastructure, the theaters and architecture. Who but
Pinoys direct their plays, or trains their company managers, and
imports our teachers, by the way?

*Viagra to Victoria's Secret*

Look at that baggage all pasalubong, none for herself. From bedsheet to
hair color, Toblerone to carpet, Viagra to paella pan, Victoria's
Secret to microwave.

Hey, Joe, don't envy me 'cause I'm brown, you'll get ultra violet from
that sun and turn red not brown.

Just lucky, I guess. God put us all in the oven, but some were uncooked
and some were burned, but me, I came out golden brown!

Hey, Kristoff! Hey David and Ann! Your Pinoy yaya makes your kids
gentler, more obedient, she teaches them how to pray. Hey Big Brother!

Hey Grandma Moses! Who but Pinoy nurses make your sick days easier all
the way?

We made the jeepney, the karaoke, the fluorescent bulb, the moon buggy.
We invented People Power and crispy pata; popularized virgin coconut
oil, scaled the Everest and made it with Cebu furniture abroad among the
best. Ever trying for the Guinness World Record with the longest swim
of a child, the longest kiss, the longest longanisa?

*Linguist*

The Pinoy is a linguist. As in. As if. For a while. Open the light.
Close the light. Paki ganyan naman ang kuwan sa ano. Tuck in. Tuck out.
Don't be high blood. If you're ready na, I'll
pass for you.

Hayop; Hanep! Bongga ka 'day, feel na feel kita, kilig to the bones
ako. Don't make wala, don't make tampo. Taralets na, babes, let's go,
nababato na ang syota mo.

I'm inviting you to my party, please RSVP. Oo means "yes" or "maybe,"
or "yes if you insist," or "maybe if it doesn't rain."

"Yes" is also a nice way of saying "no." Yes, hindi kita sisiputin.
"No," eto na ako at ang barkada ko. Please don't ask a Pinoy a question
like that!

*Just flows*

She's not so exact, not so chop-chop, she just flows and flows.
Filipino time? Naku, huli din naman ang Kano!

The Pinoy finds time to be nice, to be kind, to apologize, to be there
when you're depressed, to help you with your utang and your wedding
dress.

The Filipino is a giver, never mind what it does to his liver, never
mind what it takes. Hardships of the Third World don't dry up his blood,
they just make him more compassionate, more feeling, of the other guy's
lot.

Note that the maid sends all her wages home to ailing daddy. She is the
OCW whose labor of loneliness created the original katas ng Saudi.

*'Bahala na'*

The Filipino is fearless, bahala na si Batman, which actually means
Bathala na or "leave all to God." Okay lang if I die by bitay, okay lang
if I live, okay lang if I survive by the skin of
my teeth.

Saway ni Inay: Di ka naman Bill Gates, di ka naman French, mahirap nang
magbuhat ng sarili mong bench.

Be Pinoy!
Enjoy!
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PHILIPPINES Dec 17, 2008 4:49 am
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* I hope somehow, you know that i will always love you. Through thick and thin I'll never leave your side. Whenever you want, whenever you need, whatever you wish for, whatever you dream i'll bring it to you. Wherever you are i won't be that far. Whenever your heart breaks , just call my name. Wherever you are ... The days will come, the years will go. As time will pass, like the wind we'll live and learn. Take both with turn, colors will change like the seasons. One thing will always be true , that is the LOVE i feel for you. I will always be next to you... ~*~ Philippines
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Mom Test...lol Dec 14, 2008 11:00 am
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I was out walking with my 4 year old son.

he picked up something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.

'Why?' my son asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied.

At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information.

'OH...I get it!' he beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.
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deep thought for u Dec 14, 2008 10:33 am
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deep thought for u

The perfect Lord has fashioned the Perfect Creation. Behold the Lord pervading everywhere.
In this play of the world,
is the glorious greatness of the True Name.
No one should take pride in himself
< Back
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LIPSTICK .....FROM A FRIEND AT 360 Dec 12, 2008 10:56 pm
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Something to consider next time you go shopping for lipstick.... ..

This comes from someone who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital, in Toronto.

From: Dr. Nahid Neman

If there is a female you care anything about,
share this with her. I did!!!!!

I am also sharing this with the males on my email list,
because they need to tell the females
THEY care about as well!

Recently a lipstick brand called 'Red Earth'
decreased their prices from
$67 to $9.90.

It contained lead.
Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.

The lipstick brands that contain lead are:

CHRISTIAN DIOR

LANCOME

CLINIQUE

Y.S.L

ESTEE LAUDER

SHISEIDO

RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)

CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)

MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK.

The higher the lead content,
the greater the chance of causing cancer.

After doing a test on lipsticks,
it was found that the Y.S.L. lipstick
contained the most amount of lead.

Watch out for those lipsticks
which are supposed to stay longer.

If your lipstick stays longer, it is
because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1.. Put some lipstick on your hand.

2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick.

3. If the lipstick color changes to black,
then you know the lipstick contains lead.

Please send this information to all your girlfriends,
wives and female family members.

This information is being circulated at
Walter Reed Army Medical Center

Dioxin Carcinogens cause cancer,
especially breast cancer
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Beggars in Malayasia Dec 12, 2008 10:34 pm
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Beggars in Malayasia

Such beggars can be found too on road before the custom checkpoint at JB.

Along Jalan Imbi in KL, there's a guy with a horrific looking open leg wound sprawled out at the bottom of the pedestrian footbridge linking to Berjaya Times Square. There's a piece of newspaper with some coins and ringgit notes on it, probably to entice generous Malaysians and other passer-bys to make some kindly contributions.
I was wondering then how one could allow such a wound to fester and not do anything about it. I also thought it strange that with such a tempting wound, there were no flies buzzing around.
NOW I know why and how!
Everything is CRYSTAL CLEAR!
So the next time you visit a pasar malam or elsewhere, do not allowed yourself to be fooled by these con-artists!

Material - red ink, cotton pad,white glue, tooth pick (tiny sticks). Cotton wool, if no red ink you can use animal blood

Use white glue to create the wound surrounding

Wait for the glue to dry
Use tooth pick to create the wound area

Use a dishwasher pad to spread
The extra glue

Use little drop of red ink to create the outside scratched area

When dry, use cotton pad with red ink (not too much) to strengthen the surrounding scratched area.

Use tooth pick to spread the glue to create the broken skin.

Use red ink to put at the
Inside of the glue

Some place with more and some with less ink to make it look more real. Wait to dry

Finished.
JOB WELL DONE

I wouldn't mind paying him $20
for such good con artistry!
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SOMETHING TO APPRECIATE LADIES - PLEASE READ Dec 12, 2008 10:27 pm
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God determines who walks into your life.
It is up to you to decide who you let walk away,
who you let to stay, and who you refuse to let go.

Invest in a woman

It's a great fortune to invest your time in a woman, especially a good woman. If you are an experienced man, you would certainly agree with me.

Women are peculiar species. If you have succeeded in conquering her heart, she will ceaselessly sacrifice for you till the end of your life.

Just think over, you just spend a little of your time to go out for dinner with her, watch a movie or give her a simple gift, or say a few words to touch her heart or you promise her that you will bring happiness till the end of her life, or take time to help her kill some cockroaches in the kitchen, or sometimes spend some efforts helping her to carry some heavy stuff, or to open the car door for her. Continue to do all the above things and care for her well-being for 2 to 3 years to come??..

What do you get in return?

You will be amazed to find that you have a woman whom would continue to care for your well-being for the rest of your life. She will wait for you at the door steps with a naïve and sweet smile each time when you meet her (of course, you don't get the sweet smile when you are arguing with her), nevertheless, she would still prepare a warm dinner for you after the heated argument has faded away?

The greatest of all things she has done for her life, is to give birth to your child (of course, the unbearable pain need not be mentioned here)? She would continue to care and feed the child that carry your surname for many years to come no matter how naughty your child would be.

On top of that, she also does the thing you that hated the most, i.e. doing housework, washing your clothes, sleep your child and tossing alone in the bedroom waiting for you at night for your return. For some of you, you would rather spend some time drinking with your friends at the bar and telling her that you have important assignments in the office, letting her to wait for your return in the living room till the wee hours of the morning ?

When you are down, she will be the first to encourage you. When you are happy, she would be the first to feel for your happiness before you open your mouth to tell her by looking at your face. When you achieve some good results at work or assignments, she feels the happiness with all her heart and pray to God to protect and bless you with more successes in the future.

Despite all the above, you repay her by asking her to talk less and tell her not to bother your work. You ask her to sleep when she wanted to spend some precious time with you sharing with some simple happenings of the day.
Sometimes, you are too proud to take her out when you are out with your friends. Can you feel that the suffering that she has to endure for the next 30 years of her life staying with someone like you?

And for men, for the next 30 years, what do you do to repay her gratitude; you are only capable to continue to do what you know??.to work

Please continue to appreciate the woman of your life.

If you noticed that if there any women whom start to show some sacrifices to you, your door to the days of happiness has opened before you .

Please grab the opportunity to share the happiness with her and help her to be the man of her dreams.
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HE VS SHE) in office-joke Jul 16, 2008 5:03 am
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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies room.

5. HE s not in the office.
He s meeting with customers.

SHE s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE s having lunch with the boss.
He s on his way up.

SHE s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE s getting married.
He ll get more settled.

SHE s getting married.
She ll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE s having a baby.
He ll need a raise.

SHE s having a baby.
She ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE s going on a business trip.
It s good for his career.

SHE s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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The Four Lovers Apr 28, 2008 12:09 pm
Mood: calm, 1397 Views
The Four Lovers

Once upon a time there was a Queen who had four lovers.

She loved the 4th lover the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but theBest.

She also loved the 3rd lover very much and was always showing him offto neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave herfor another.

She also loved her 2nd lover. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever the Queen faced a problem, she could confidein him, and he wouldhelp her get through the difficult times.

The Queen's 1st lover was a very loyal partner andhad made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom.However, she didnot love the first lover. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly tooknoticeof him.

One day, the Queen fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought ofher luxurious life and wondered,
"I now have four lovers with me, butwhen Idie, I'll be all alone."

Thus, she asked the 4th lover,
"I loved you the most, endowed youwith thefinest clothing and showered great care over you. Nowthat I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!" replied the 4th lover, and he walked awaywithout another word.

His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad Queen then asked the 3rd lover,
"I loved you all my life. Now thatI'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd lover.
"Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to love someone else!"

Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the 2nd lover,
"I have always turnedto you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd lover.
At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave."

His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the Queen was devastated.

Then, a voice called out,
"I'll go with you. I'llfollow you no matter whereyou go..."

The Queen looked up, and there was her first lover. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutritionand neglect.

Greatly grieved, the Queen said,
"I should have taken much better care ofyou when I had the chance!"

In truth, you have 4 lovers in your life:

Your 4th lover is your body.
No matter how much time and effort youlavishin making it look good, it will leave you when youdie!

Your 3rd lover is your possessions, status and wealth. When you die, thesewill all go to others!

Your 2nd lover is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by youis up to yourGrave.

And your 1st lover is your Soul -
often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

However, only your Soul will followyou wherever yougo. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for itis the only partofyou that will follow you to the Throne of GOD andcontinue with youthroughout Eternity...

Thought to ponder on daily:
"Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees,You're in the perfect position to pray."

"Being HAPPY doesn't mean everything is perfect. It simplymeans you've decidedtosee beyond the imperfections. "
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Can you Laugh...........? Apr 26, 2008 9:22 am
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1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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Monkey In The Plane...............Laugh this weekend........mwah Apr 26, 2008 9:18 am
Mood: cheerful, 1250 Views
Monkey In The Plane...............Laugh this weekend........mwah
Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Tying their belts
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Saying Hello! Good morning!
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Checking the system
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Looking for my people

Officer: After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Having beverages and snacks
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Serving the travelers
Officer: What were the Pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Eating & throwing

Officer: After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: Some were sleeping and some were reading
Officer: What were the air hostesses doing?
Monkey: Make up
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Nothing

Officer: Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?
Monkey: All were sleeping
Officer: What were the pilots doing?
Monkey: Handling the air hostess
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!
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