| Who Murdered The Children's Nursery Rhymes? ~~The Prequel |
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5/8/2008 7:37 pm
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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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138 posts 5/8/2008 7:47 pm |
You not me.
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138 posts 5/8/2008 7:49 pm |
A-hunting we will go, A-hunting we will go, Hi-ho the derry-o A-hunting we will go!
A-hunting we will go, A-hunting we will go, We'll catch a fox and put him in a box And then we'll let him go!.
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138 posts 5/8/2008 7:49 pm |
Bear in Tennis Shoes
The other day, I met a bear, With tennis shoes, a dandy pair! The other day, I met a bear, With tennis shoes, a dandy pair! Tennis Shoes He looked at me, I looked at him; He sized me up, I sized up him. He looked at me, I looked at him, He sized me up, I sized up him. Bear He said to me: "Why don't you run? I see you don't have any gun." He said to me: "Why don't you run? I see you don't have any gun." Gun So I did run, away from there, And right behind, me came that bear! So I did run, away from there, And right behind, me came that bear! Bear Ahead of me, I saw a tree, A great big tree, oh golly-gee! Ahead of me, I saw a tree, A great big tree, oh golly-gee!
The only branch, was 10 feet up; I'd have to jump, and trust my luck. The only branch, was 10 feet up; I'd have to jump, and trust my luck. Tree And so I jumped, into the air; But I missed that branch, away up there. And so I jumped, into the air; But I missed that branch, away up there.
Now don't you fret, now don't you frown, 'Cause I caught that branch, on my way back down! Now don't you fret, now don't you frown, 'Cause I caught that branch, on my way back down! Tennis Shoes The moral is, no shocking news, Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes. The moral is, no shocking news, Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes.
That's all there is, there is no more, Unless I meet, that bear once more! That's all there is, there is no more, Unless I meet, that bear once more! Bear The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End, The End!
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138 posts 5/8/2008 8:09 pm |
Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home. Your house is on fire and your children all gone; All except one, and that's little Ann. And she has crept under the warming pan.
Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home. Your house is on fire and your children all gone; All except one, and that's little Ann. And she has crept under the warming pan.
And she has crept under the warming pan.
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138 posts 5/8/2008 8:09 pm |
Lazy Mary will you get up, Will you get up, will you get up. Lazy Mary will you get up, Will you get up today.
No, no mother I wont get up, I wont get up, I wont get up. No, no mother I wont get up, I wont get up today.
Oh, dear Mary, you must get up, You must get up, you must get up. Oh, dear Mary, you must get up, You must get up today.
Yes dear mother, I will get up, I will get up, I will get up. Yes dear mother I will get up, I will get up today.
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138 posts 5/8/2008 8:10 pm |
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go We'll catch a fox and put him in a box And then we'll let him go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go We'll catch a fish and put him on a dish And then we'll let him go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go We'll catch a bear and cut his hair And then we'll let him go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go We'll catch a pig and dance a little jig And then we'll let him go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go We'll catch a giraffe and make him laugh And then we'll let him go
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9285 posts 5/8/2008 8:18 pm |
Old one I got in my email--
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick. Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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2043 posts 5/8/2008 11:24 pm |
Thanx rajaa for your conribution.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
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2043 posts 5/8/2008 11:26 pm |
Quoting MunchkinMatron2: Old one I got in my email--
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick. Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.

 now, that's so gross. That FilAm patient of Drs. Pie and Manny Calayan came to mind
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1407 posts 5/8/2008 11:33 pm |
You have a new blogger here.
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4812 posts 5/9/2008 12:10 am |
hey is this a private chat room??? A good job it was a lamb and not a Bunny. Tone.
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877 posts 5/9/2008 12:57 am |
Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough now pass it to a friend.
or Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue, he needed the money.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty 
Those are the cleanest I could say. lol
Standplatz und liefert
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 1:21 am |
Quoting mikeship: You have a new blogger here.
Hello mike!
welcome to my blog!
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 1:24 am |
Quoting toneboney: hey is this a private chat room??? A good job it was a lamb and not a Bunny. Tone.
Bunnies are so cutie cute cute! just like toneboney!  Do i have a booking now in your hotel?
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 1:25 am |
Quoting cbrstrks2008: Row Your Boat Song
Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough now pass it to a friend.
or Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue, he needed the money.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty 
Those are the cleanest I could say. lol
lol
and i was actually singing out this rhymes
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3028 posts 5/9/2008 1:53 am |
oh that's just horrible!!! hahaha poor lamby
Much Love,CaptainPrincess
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235 posts 5/9/2008 5:12 am |
hello lei...how are u??
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235 posts 5/9/2008 5:13 am |
Quoting MunchkinMatron2: Old one I got in my email--
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick. Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick. Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.

thats what i miss in u dear ana...always making me patawa
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13676 posts 5/9/2008 7:22 pm |
oh how bad!
if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry Eimee
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 7:37 pm |
he he he.
if you're eating lamb, i hope you can still eat it after this. lol
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 7:44 pm |
Quoting danfar: hello lei...how are u??
Faaaaaaarrr!
i've never been this busy in my life. you take care.
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2043 posts 5/9/2008 7:46 pm |
Quoting eimee: oh how bad!
hi sis. it's so good to see you.
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4812 posts 5/10/2008 4:58 am |
Quoting royalpurple: Bunnies are so cutie cute cute! just like toneboney!  Do i have a booking now in your hotel?
ok one family of three booked in then. Tone.
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5/10/2008 6:30 am |
Hummmm.....I have to get on the blogs more.......been missing too much fun!!!  
Later, Mickey 
Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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3280 posts 5/11/2008 12:06 am |

If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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3028 posts 5/11/2008 11:46 pm |
never have eaten lamb, never will...lol
Much Love,CaptainPrincess
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2043 posts 5/12/2008 12:56 am |
Quoting toneboney: ok one family of three booked in then. Tone.
Yeeepppeeey!
Looking forward to a holiday in Bunny Hotel!
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2043 posts 5/12/2008 12:58 am |
Quoting mickey6785: Hummmm.....I have to get on the blogs more.......been missing too much fun!!!  
Later, Mickey 
You should get to the blogs more often, indeed, Mickey! glad you had some fun reading this.
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2043 posts 5/12/2008 12:59 am |

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2043 posts 5/12/2008 1:00 am |
That's okay. At least, you're not eating Toneboney's bunny, as well
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