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Who Murdered The Children's Nursery Rhymes? ~~The Prequel
royalpurple
5/8/2008 7:37 pm

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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 7:47 pm

You not me.

rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 7:49 pm

A-hunting we will go,
A-hunting we will go,
Hi-ho the derry-o
A-hunting we will go!

A-hunting we will go,
A-hunting we will go,
We'll catch a fox
and put him in a box
And then we'll let him go!.

rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 7:49 pm

Bear in Tennis Shoes

The other day, I met a bear,
With tennis shoes, a dandy pair!
The other day, I met a bear,
With tennis shoes, a dandy pair!
Tennis Shoes
He looked at me, I looked at him;
He sized me up, I sized up him.
He looked at me, I looked at him,
He sized me up, I sized up him.
Bear
He said to me: "Why don't you run?
I see you don't have any gun."
He said to me: "Why don't you run?
I see you don't have any gun."
Gun
So I did run, away from there,
And right behind, me came that bear!
So I did run, away from there,
And right behind, me came that bear!
Bear
Ahead of me, I saw a tree,
A great big tree, oh golly-gee!
Ahead of me, I saw a tree,
A great big tree, oh golly-gee!

The only branch, was 10 feet up;
I'd have to jump, and trust my luck.
The only branch, was 10 feet up;
I'd have to jump, and trust my luck.
Tree
And so I jumped, into the air;
But I missed that branch, away up there.
And so I jumped, into the air;
But I missed that branch, away up there.

Now don't you fret, now don't you frown,
'Cause I caught that branch, on my way back down!
Now don't you fret, now don't you frown,
'Cause I caught that branch, on my way back down!
Tennis Shoes
The moral is, no shocking news,
Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes.
The moral is, no shocking news,
Don't talk to bears, in tennis shoes.

That's all there is, there is no more,
Unless I meet, that bear once more!
That's all there is, there is no more,
Unless I meet, that bear once more!
Bear
The End, The End, The End, The End,
The End, The End, The End, The End,
The End, The End, The End, The End,
The End, The End, The End, The End!

rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 8:09 pm

Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home.
Your house is on fire and your children all gone;
All except one, and that's little Ann.
And she has crept under the warming pan.

Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home.
Your house is on fire and your children all gone;
All except one, and that's little Ann.
And she has crept under the warming pan.

And she has crept under the warming pan.

rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 8:09 pm

Lazy Mary will you get up,
Will you get up, will you get up.
Lazy Mary will you get up,
Will you get up today.

No, no mother I wont get up,
I wont get up, I wont get up.
No, no mother I wont get up,
I wont get up today.

Oh, dear Mary, you must get up,
You must get up, you must get up.
Oh, dear Mary, you must get up,
You must get up today.

Yes dear mother, I will get up,
I will get up, I will get up.
Yes dear mother I will get up,
I will get up today.

rajaa70
138 posts 

5/8/2008 8:10 pm

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fox and put him in a box
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fish and put him on a dish
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a bear and cut his hair
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a pig and dance a little jig
And then we'll let him go

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a giraffe and make him laugh
And then we'll let him go

MunchkinMatron2
9285 posts 

5/8/2008 8:18 pm

Old one I got in my email--

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick.
Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.



I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/8/2008 11:24 pm

Thanx rajaa for your conribution.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/8/2008 11:26 pm

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Old one I got in my email--

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
    Jack jumped over the candlestick.
    Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick.
    Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.



now, that's so gross.
That FilAm patient of Drs. Pie and Manny
Calayan came to mind


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

mikeship
1407 posts 

5/8/2008 11:33 pm

You have a new blogger here.

toneboney
4812 posts 

5/9/2008 12:10 am

hey is this a private chat room???
A good job it was a lamb and not a Bunny.
Tone.

cbrstrks2008
877 posts 

5/9/2008 12:57 am

Row Your Boat Song

Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
now pass it to a friend.

or
Little Boy Blue

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.

or

Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty

Those are the cleanest I could say. lol


Standplatz und liefert

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 1:21 am

    Quoting mikeship:
    You have a new blogger here.
Hello mike!

welcome to my blog!


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 1:24 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    hey is this a private chat room???
    A good job it was a lamb and not a Bunny.
    Tone.
Bunnies are so cutie cute cute!
just like toneboney!
Do i have a booking now in your hotel?


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 1:25 am

    Quoting cbrstrks2008:
    Row Your Boat Song

    Roll, roll, roll your joint
    twist it at the end,
    take a puff,
    that's enough
    now pass it to a friend.

    or
    Little Boy Blue

    Little boy blue,
    he needed the money.

    or

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.
    Jill came down with two fifty

    Those are the cleanest I could say. lol
lol

and i was actually singing out this rhymes


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CaptainPrincess
3028 posts 

5/9/2008 1:53 am

oh that's just horrible!!!
hahaha poor lamby

Much Love,CaptainPrincess

danfar
235 posts 

5/9/2008 5:12 am

hello lei...how are u??

danfar
235 posts 

5/9/2008 5:13 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    Old one I got in my email--

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
    Jack jumped over the candlestick.
    Jack wasn't nimble, Jack wasn't quick.
    Jack's in the hospital with a burned up dick.


thats what i miss in u dear ana...always making me patawa

eimee
(pamela eimee )
13676 posts 

5/9/2008 7:22 pm

oh how bad!

if you worry, you didnt pray, if you pray dont worry
Eimee

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 7:37 pm

he he he.

if you're eating lamb, i hope you can
still eat it after this. lol


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 7:44 pm

    Quoting danfar:
    hello lei...how are u??
Faaaaaaarrr!

i've never been this busy in my life.
you take care.


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/9/2008 7:46 pm

    Quoting eimee:
    oh how bad!
hi sis.
it's so good to see you.


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

toneboney
4812 posts 

5/10/2008 4:58 am

    Quoting royalpurple:
    Bunnies are so cutie cute cute!
    just like toneboney!
    Do i have a booking now in your hotel?

ok one family of three booked in then.
Tone.

mickey6785

5/10/2008 6:30 am

Hummmm.....I have to get on the blogs more.......been missing too much fun!!!

Later,
Mickey

Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.

yngathrtguy
3280 posts 

5/11/2008 12:06 am



If you can't convince them, confuse them!

CaptainPrincess
3028 posts 

5/11/2008 11:46 pm

never have eaten lamb, never will...lol

Much Love,CaptainPrincess

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/12/2008 12:56 am

    Quoting toneboney:
    ok one family of three booked in then.
    Tone.
Yeeepppeeey!

Looking forward to a holiday in Bunny Hotel!


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/12/2008 12:58 am

    Quoting mickey6785:
    Hummmm.....I have to get on the blogs more.......been missing too much fun!!!

    Later,
    Mickey
You should get to the blogs more often, indeed, Mickey! glad you had some fun reading this.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/12/2008 12:59 am



Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

royalpurple
2043 posts 

5/12/2008 1:00 am

That's okay.
At least, you're not eating Toneboney's bunny, as well


Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional

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