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driverdan
7/6/2008 11:45 am
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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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2326 posts 7/6/2008 1:34 pm |
You've got my 5$ for sure
Miss I Miss P oh shss I'm tired, i think it was miss i miss p miss i miss s pa, darn mississpi is still mississpiu or whatever D*
Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same
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2326 posts 7/6/2008 1:35 pm |
this muppet says goodnight
Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same
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153 posts 7/6/2008 2:28 pm |
lol thats a good one , have a good day
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263 posts 7/6/2008 7:32 pm |
you have to stop me from laughing... have a wonderful day
  
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1375 posts 7/7/2008 5:23 am |
hiya Dan 
hope your day went well......... mine was good.....
happy 0707 Dan  
cheers
Who knows what miracles YOU can achieve, when YOU BELIEVE, somehow YOU WILL ..... YOU WILL WHEN YOU BELIEVE 
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5057 posts 7/7/2008 10:15 pm |
ha!ha!ha!   I have NEVER heard a joke THIS funny, Dan! ROFLMHO! ha!ha!ha!   Thank you, Dan
Pets leave their   on our forever.
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5057 posts 7/7/2008 10:16 pm |
The picture is priceless too! ha!ha!ha! 
Pets leave their   on our forever.
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:04 am |
Quoting Uniforever: You've got my 5$ for sure
Miss I Miss P oh shss I'm tired, i think it was miss i miss p miss i miss s pa, darn mississpi is still mississpiu or whatever D*
hello my muppet you crack me up every time thank you lost big hugs peace love happiness more hugs 
dan 
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:05 am |
nighty night  hugs  
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:06 am |
Quoting bunnyb1968: lol thats a good one , have a good day
hi bunny 
welcome and thank you for visiting with me wishing you a wonderful week peace love happiness   dan 
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:08 am |
Quoting danfar:
you have to stop me from laughing... have a wonderful day
  
hello love thank you for visiting me wishing you a great week filled with peace love happiness hugs and kisses always   dan
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:12 am |
Quoting gardencitygirl: hiya Dan 
hope your day went well......... mine was good.....
happy 0707 Dan  
cheers
hi ros
yes it was HOT 100 degrees but ok, i just stayed in front of the fan with a cold water bottle thank you,.. i hope you had a wonderful day  and wish you a better week peace love happiness hugs ros  dan 
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:25 am |
Quoting amazinggrace1954: ha!ha!ha!   I have NEVER heard a joke THIS funny, Dan! ROFLMHO! ha!ha!ha!   Thank you, Dan
hello dear nancy 
ha ha ha ..your welcome when i read this i was laughing too,.. even shared it with the family they were laughing too thank you for visiting with me have a wonderful week filled with peace love happiness hugs   dan 
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15725 posts 7/8/2008 12:26 am |
  just that made me laugh too
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