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driverdan 7/6/2008 11:45 am

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
Uniforever
2326 posts 

7/6/2008 1:34 pm

You've got my 5$ for sure

Miss I Miss P oh shss I'm tired, i think it was miss i miss p miss i miss s pa, darn mississpi is still mississpiu or whatever D*

Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same

Uniforever
2326 posts 

7/6/2008 1:35 pm

this muppet says goodnight

Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same

bunnyb1968
153 posts 

7/6/2008 2:28 pm

lol thats a good one , have a good day

danfar
263 posts 

7/6/2008 7:32 pm

you have to stop me from laughing...
have a wonderful day

gardencitygirl
1375 posts

7/7/2008 5:23 am

hiya Dan

hope your day went well.........
mine was good.....

happy 0707 Dan

cheers


Who knows what miracles YOU can achieve, when YOU BELIEVE, somehow YOU WILL ..... YOU WILL WHEN YOU BELIEVE

amazinggrace1954
5057 posts 

7/7/2008 10:15 pm

ha!ha!ha!I have NEVER heard a joke THIS funny, Dan! ROFLMHO! ha!ha!ha!Thank you, Dan

Pets leave their
on ourforever.

amazinggrace1954
5057 posts 

7/7/2008 10:16 pm

The picture is priceless too! ha!ha!ha!

Pets leave their
on ourforever.

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:04 am

    Quoting Uniforever:
    You've got my 5$ for sure

    Miss I Miss P oh shss I'm tired, i think it was miss i miss p miss i miss s pa, darn mississpi is still mississpiu or whatever D*
hello my muppet you crack me up every time thank you lost big hugs peace love happiness more hugs

dan

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:05 am

nighty night hugs

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:06 am

    Quoting bunnyb1968:
    lol thats a good one , have a good day
hi bunny

welcome and thank you for visiting with me
wishing you a wonderful week peace love happiness
dan

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:08 am

    Quoting danfar:
    you have to stop me from laughing...
    have a wonderful day

hello love thank you for visiting me wishing you a great week filled with peace love happiness hugs and kisses always
dan

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:12 am

    Quoting gardencitygirl:
    hiya Dan

    hope your day went well.........
    mine was good.....

    happy 0707 Dan

    cheers
hi ros

yes it was HOT 100 degrees but ok,
i just stayed in front of the fan
with a cold water bottle
thank you,.. i hope you had a wonderful day
and wish you a better week
peace love happiness hugs ros
dan

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:25 am

    Quoting amazinggrace1954:
    ha!ha!ha!I have NEVER heard a joke THIS funny, Dan! ROFLMHO! ha!ha!ha!Thank you, Dan
hello dear nancy

ha ha ha ..your welcome when i read this i was laughing too,.. even shared it with the family they were laughing too thank you for visiting with me have a wonderful week filled with peace love happiness hugs
dan

driverdan
15725 posts 

7/8/2008 12:26 am

just that made me laugh too

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