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driverdan
6/28/2008 2:11 am |
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear asa bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rotteweiller Jesus. |
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6/28/2008 6:15 am |
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahhahahaha Thanks for my morning wake up giggle  Sensy between the stars, beyond the planet mars, there Sens will be
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 6/28/2008 7:29 am |
 a very good morning dan ...made my night though enjoy ros Thank you for the music, the songs Im singing  Thanks for all the joy theyre bringing  Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty  What would life be?  
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6/28/2008 8:05 am |
I want to know what he did after that
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6/28/2008 8:06 am |
I want to know what he did after that
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6/28/2008 8:41 am |
Time for a sharp exit I should think. Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same 
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6/28/2008 9:39 am |
I loved this, Dan! ha!ha! Thanks for a nice start to the weekendNancy Pets leave their  on our  forever.
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6/28/2008 3:32 pm |
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahhahahaha Thanks for my morning wake up giggle Sensy your welcome thank you for visiting with me have a wonderful weekend peace love happiness hugsdan
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6/28/2008 4:27 pm |
a very good morning dan ...made my night though enjoy ros thank you for visiting with me have a wonderful weekend filled with peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/28/2008 6:08 pm |
I want to know what he did after that if he was smart he left as quick as possible thank you for visiting and sharing a laugh peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/28/2008 6:09 pm |
by the way ... have you eaten Pete already and his friend porky(ham) too
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6/28/2008 6:14 pm |
Time for a sharp exit I should think. heck yeah i know i would
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6/28/2008 6:15 pm |
I loved this, Dan! ha!ha! Thanks for a nice start to the weekendNancy so good to see you thank you for visiting with me have a great weekend my friend god bless peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/28/2008 7:35 pm |
Nice one!  Would have loved to see the burglar's face with that last line!! Thanks for the laugh~~have a wonderful wknd. Many 
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6/28/2008 9:47 pm |
Nice one! Would have loved to see the burglar's face with that last line!! Thanks for the laugh~~have a wonderful wknd. Many yip me too enjoy your weekend mrsart peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/28/2008 11:09 pm |
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6/28/2008 11:24 pm |
welcome to my place thank you for visiting and sharing a laugh peace love happiness dan
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6/28/2008 11:56 pm |
Lucky burglar.... even a parrot forewarned him about his wrong doing
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 6/29/2008 12:04 am |
LOL thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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6/29/2008 1:26 am |
..It's been a while since I have heard an animal joke...Thanks for sharing..Thanks most, for putting a smile on the face and draws a laughter from within..Happy Sunday to you. Sending Love, peace, and happiness your way.  It is the truth in man that sets him free.. 
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6/29/2008 6:36 pm |
Lucky burglar.... even a parrot forewarned him about his wrong doing yes he should have listened have a great week filled with peace love happiness hugsdan
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6/29/2008 6:39 pm |
LOLhappy to see you dan
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6/29/2008 6:42 pm |
..It's been a while since I have heard an animal joke...Thanks for sharing..Thanks most, for putting a smile on the face and draws a laughter from within..Happy Sunday to you. Sending Love, peace, and happiness your way. your welcome thank you for visiting with me sharing smiles is great have a fun week filled with peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/29/2008 7:12 pm |
Lol, nice one Dan!
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6/29/2008 10:15 pm |
Lol, nice one Dan! nice to see you have a fun week peace love happiness hugs dan
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6/29/2008 11:37 pm |
Rotweiler... Jesus... Moses the parrot... I can't breathe! !! Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.
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6/30/2008 12:38 am |
Rotweiler... Jesus... Moses the parrot... I can't breathe! !! YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!! so good to see you !! thank you for sharing a laugh with me it is great to do that again i hope all is well dear draegon yeah when i read this i was cracking up a lot! thinking about it,.. i still do god bless you my dear and all your loved ones peace love happiness hugsssssdan
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