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Blogs > greenergass > I forgot the "r"

greenergass 47F
81 posts
3/29/2008 9:47 am

Last Read:
3/30/2008 6:09 am
Mildly entertaining


This is a dating site dictionary for women's personal ads...

40-ish..............49
Adventurous.........Slept with all your friends
Athletic............No boobs
Average looking.....Ugly
Beautiful...........Pathological liar
Contagious Smile....Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..On medication
Feminist............Fat
Free spirit.........Junkie
Friendship first....Former slut
Fun.................Annoying
Gentle..............Dull
New Age.............Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.........Desperate
Outgoing............Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate..........Sloppy drunk
Poet................Depressive
Professional........Bitch
Romantic............Frigid
Voluptuous..........Very Fat
Large frame.........Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.....Stalker
Widow...............Murderer

At least ONE of these has got to make you giggle, a little

greenergass 47F
398 posts
3/29/2008 8:19 pm
    Quoting  :
I'm glad you enjoyed them. I hope you have a great weekend too!


greenergass 47F
398 posts
3/29/2008 8:20 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks for stopping by, Mary. I'm doing. That's about as good as it gets.


greenergass 47F
398 posts
3/29/2008 8:22 pm
    Quoting  :
Hey D, backatcha! Nice to know SOMEONE missed me, lol. Check your e-mail.




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