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It used to be that anything could happen, now I have decided that nothing is ever going to happen!
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That pup's "cute" just wore off!!! May 24, 2008 5:40 pm
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I spent the ENTIRE day planting flowers, moving perennials...all around yard improvement day. My St. Bernard puppy Xander has proven to be a real little rotter so I do my level best to keep him confined when I am planting, so that he does not undo what is done.....immediately.

The big thing is I really dislike chaining him up, we do it very rarely so that Xander does not feel neglected. So today I would plant for a while then let fuzzy pants off his chain to exercise for a while. Fuzzy pants is very active at the moment and hornier than a three peckered owl. Play time consists of aggressively humping 'stuff' and nipping at "Michelle". He is playing, so when I scold him he gets even more worked up.

So my worked up pup was put back on the chain, and I proceded to plant a few more plants. The day wore on like this, and I rather enjoyed it, except for my 'randy' dog humping me or whatever is there to hump.

Once my husband was available to entertain the Xandman I was able to really get down to business. I worked up a flower bed that had been neglected for far too long. I planted some lovely blooming plants and considered it well done.

My husband just told me I needed to consider the over all good nature of our new puppy before I made any rash decisions! I went outside knowing darn well it meant that Mr. Fuzzy pants was up to nothing good. I was right. The new flowers in the bed I just tilled up were dug up.

(deep sigh)....well I did not talk to the dog, there was no sense in it. He was just trying to find the cool earth to sniff and lay in. I wanted to jump up and down and pitch a fit...but I didn't. No, instead I clenched my teeth, my fists, and pronounced the letter 'f' for a very long breath...try it with me.....Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!

Indeed that pup's 'cute' just wore off!
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Gooooooooood Morning ! May 22, 2008 7:03 am
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The sun is out and I know it is not going to last, however it is just enough of a lift to get a gal excited about the new day.

My garden plot looks lovely...it is empty but after tilling it on the weekend and the little splash of moisture it looks so....hmmmm...so....beckoning....does that make sense.

Anyway I am going to town to get parts for the main man in my life, and have some very nice people take a few viles of blood, aaaaaaand...maybe I will by a couple of new perennials to replace the four or five that perished over the winter.

Will see you all laters.

The pic is of our St.Bernard....he is growing like a very bad weed, but his disposition is not the least bit noxious....
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FReNCH KiSSeS Apr 23, 2008 6:17 pm
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Have you ever had one of those moments where a memory sneaks up on you like a tornado in Kansas? You know the possibility is always present, but when it hits you with no warning, you are still left to wonder where the heck it came from. And try as you might, to recover from the storm, the memory is so decadently delicious that your imagination refuses to allow authenticity to bring you back from that eclipse in time.

I had that happen recently. I remembered something that I had not thought of in ‘decades’, a moment from my tender teens where I have no regrets (though maybe I should)….no pining….no weird ‘what ifs’ ….just an amazing reminiscence.

I could almost recall the heady scent of sweet clover that was carried on the hot summer night’s breeze. The sun had long since set beyond the horizon and the sounds of the drive-in movie came over the cars’ speakers….but I was not listening. What had my full attention was a husky low moan in my ear. It was a sound that caused an electric charge to pulse through my entire body; a sound I ached to follow where ever it was leading. He was whispering to me, to himself, to whomever or whatever was listening. The words do not come back to me, but oh, I remember that physical simmering and it still makes my toes want to curl. The hot night air was made wet and sticky by our breath steaming the windows, steaming me, closing out the world of watching eyes. He took my face in his hands, cradling my chin tenderly. His warm fingers pressed against my face, then began to glide to the back of my head and neck, slowly pulling me closer to his mouth. His lips parted, his breath smelled like ‘Red Dentyne’. Now it was my turn to moan.

‘You know that involuntary announcement that lets your partner know you are their prisoner. They have you captured and you won’t be struggling for your freedom.’

As his soft, full lips closed in on mine, another shock sent through me, then something unfamiliar and unexpected; wet, hot and sweet. I had been kissed before, but never like this. His long fingers spread over the back of my head he pulled me closer yet; his tongue smoothing over my lips, my teeth, gently brushing my tongue. Then it happened, I was certain I would lose consciousness. Another moan, then another, as my tongue moved to meet his. The taste of his cinnamon lips imprinted on my brain…….my first bilingual kiss….mMmmmMMMmmmmMMMmmmmm….sweet memories……
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What melts me in a moment? Apr 22, 2008 7:15 pm
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This face can do it everytime! Can everyone say....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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I hate deleting posts Apr 22, 2008 5:08 pm
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I have actually seen pics on other peoples blogs that make me shake my head....I had a couple funny pics....and ff did not agree...so I did delete the posts. This is just me pouting .....*bottom lip pushed out*....

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Can you keep a secret? Apr 22, 2008 10:53 am
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Can you keep a secret?

Here sit a moment I want to share something with you.

No, I am not ‘telling’ you, I am ‘sharing’; these are two very different notions.

To tell you something is to inform, to share is to give you something.

So when I share, I am giving you a piece of me.

What you do with that piece of me is your choice, but keep in mind that it is a piece of a real person, not a convoluted ‘idea or opinion’.

It is part of my story, and who I am.

Like all things dear and inimitable, it needs to be respected and not shred apart and strewn to the wind.

If you can not respect it…let me know now, I can then decide whether sharing with you is a risk I am willing to take.

Because, even though you may tell me, that what I share is not in good hands with you, I may share anyway.

The reason is simple, every time someone ‘shares’ with me, it makes me a better person.

I am given the opportunity to guard that persons feelings and care about who they really are, and hold them dear to my heart.

So if I think you are worth investing in, I may share anyway……so you tell me, are you worth the risk?
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A little Canadian humor! Apr 21, 2008 7:03 pm
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.

~~~

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

~~~

We just didn't know we were getting low.

~~~

The reason for that is purely geographical.

~~~

Our OIL is located in

~~~

ALBERTA~BRITISH COLUMBIA~SASKATCHEWAN-MANITOBA~~~

COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK~~~

COASTAL LABRADOR~~~

Our

DIPSTICKS

Are located in

OTTAWA ONT.!!!



Any Questions???

NO? Didn't think So.
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found this on the web....funny Apr 21, 2008 2:57 pm
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This is not my story friends....just one I found in my email one day....it made me to chuckle...

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious,
dad,
can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed
him
into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on
his
back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having
babies."
"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie,
Mom!"
I was equally outraged.
"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to
reproduce," I accused my wife.
"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?"
she
inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically! )
"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in
my
most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth
together).
"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.
"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,"
she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?)
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going
on.
I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced.
"We're about to witness the miracle of birth."
"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.
"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a
litter
of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I
really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked
like a
tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's
breech," my wife whispered, horrified.
"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.
"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot
when
it
next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried
several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe
they
could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with
the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.
We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.
"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him.
(Women
can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me
is one
thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the
little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested
scientifically.
“Oh, very interesting, "he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may
I
speak to you privately for a moment?"
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in
labor.
In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy.
You see, Ernie is a young male.
And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male
species,
they um....um.... masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his
back."
He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm
saying, Mr.
Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just. .. excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And
giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that
the
woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless
manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's
just...that.
...I'm picturing you were pulling on its... its...teeny
little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once
more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly
bundled
the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad
everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he
told
me.
“Oh, you have NO idea,"
Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
I know what she was thinking...
2 - Lizards - $140...
1 - Cage - $50...
Trip to the Vet - $30...

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie...
Priceless!
Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs!
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Would you be my friend? Apr 21, 2008 12:47 pm
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If I were more than a standard member and invited you to be in my friend network, would you??
Of course!
Hmmmm....I would have to think about it
Not too sure, your views are a little wacked!
Sorry not that desperate!
Ask me when the Montreal Canadians win the Stanley!
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All we need is love...... Apr 20, 2008 9:04 pm
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dat da da da da
all we need is love
dat da da da da
all we need is love, love, love is all we need

The Beatles

I am not saying that there is a lack of love in the bloggy estates....but my hate detector is buzzin off the ricktor ppl.
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