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When I see a female that catches my attention, the first thing that I do is to make myself less intimidating by making myself look smaller. I crouch down on my hands and knees. Then I begin to meow softly at her. (It helps if I cover myself with a mixture of catnip and tunafish before I go out on the prowl). Then I stretch out on my stomach and begin to purr softly. With a little bit of patience, I will be rewarded with the feel of four furry little paws on my back. Then, if I get very VERY lucky, she will roll over on her BACK...on my BACK! A Woman's from the BACK !
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 7/1/2008 7:30 pm |
 (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always 
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7/2/2008 2:29 am |
How would you react if it is a male cat? Agnes
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7/2/2008 5:51 am |
I stroke your lovely fur - and wait for you to rub my leg....and purr with delight...... _____________________________ Catch you on the flip side
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7/2/2008 2:23 pm |
Thats it.. no more cat nip for you Perfection Isn't Sexy
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7/2/2008 5:11 pm |
My boy cat likes to try and stick him butt in my face, it gets him shoved off the chair, so don't try that one  Hope your doing well
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7/2/2008 7:23 pm |
four furry little paws that hide very sharp claws..... Life is Loud Turn up the volume and DANCE ROCK ON !!
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7/3/2008 7:33 am |
Is this like a Kafkaesque "Metamorphosis" thing? Should we call a vet?
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7/3/2008 8:29 am |
Is this like a Kafkaesque "Metamorphosis" thing? Should we call a vet? Just Kiddin' Goob! Hope you have a good 4th. "If it doesn't hurt anyone else and makes you happy, then make it happen."
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7/3/2008 12:39 pm |
A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:41 pm |
How would you react if it is a male cat? A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:43 pm |
I stroke your lovely fur - and wait for you to rub my leg....and purr with delight...... A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:44 pm |
Thats it.. no more cat nip for you A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:45 pm |
My boy cat likes to try and stick him butt in my face, it gets him shoved off the chair, so don't try that one Hope your doing well A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:47 pm |
four furry little paws that hide very sharp claws..... A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:48 pm |
Is this like a Kafkaesque "Metamorphosis" thing? Should we call a vet? A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/3/2008 12:50 pm |
I don't think a vet would help... maybe the state mental hospital.. Just Kiddin' Goob! Hope you have a good 4th. A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/13/2008 6:54 pm |
would you like a new flea collar? Life is Loud Turn up the volume and DANCE ROCK ON !!
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7/14/2008 11:44 am |
would you like a new flea collar?  A Woman's from the BACK !
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