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She was anxious to get home after a LONG and tiring day at the office. The rush hour traffic was bumper to bumper. She was NOT happy at all when she saw the flashing red and blue lights in her rear view mirror. She had been under the impression that cops were not supposed to pull vehicles over during rush hour. But he did, and he wrote her a ticket. The fat square headed bald cop with a thick neck containing deep folds behind his bald head had the... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/14/2008 3:34 pm |
creases deep as arroyos that dot the arid landscape. "License and registration!" he bellowed so that the car in rear could hear and would under oath, swear he was doing his job. No, the now very irritated woman was not pleased at all...
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 6/14/2008 4:10 pm |
audacity to say "Where you going in such a hurry chunky darling?" ] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together. 
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 6/16/2008 6:46 am |
audacity to say "Where you going in such a hurry chunky darling?" "Date?" said the cop looking at hear suspiciously. She had the strangest hairdo he has ever seen.
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6/16/2008 11:24 am |
"I've got this hot date and I'm kind of late" she answered. "Date?" said the cop looking at hear suspiciously. She had the strangest hairdo he has ever seen. ] Ignore the duct tape. I am just trying to piece the site back together.
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6/16/2008 3:08 pm |
to her Surprise. a car pulled of the high way with the driver staring at the woman "do I know you from somewhere" he said. open the trunck said the office and mister you better go on your way before I .... straight from the heart 
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6/17/2008 3:34 am |
most amazing body she had ever seen. Even though he had been such an arrogant pig she could not stop thinking about what he might be like in... today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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6/17/2008 8:20 am |
creases deep as arroyos that dot the arid landscape. "License and registration!" he bellowed so that the car in rear could hear and would under oath, swear he was doing his job. No, the now very irritated woman was not pleased at all... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/17/2008 8:22 am |
audacity to say "Where you going in such a hurry chunky darling?" A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/17/2008 8:25 am |
"I've got this hot date and I'm kind of late" she answered. "Date?" said the cop looking at hear suspiciously. She had the strangest hairdo he has ever seen. from the BACK! A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/17/2008 8:28 am |
It was black on both sides with a strip of white down the center like that of a skunk! It kinda smelled like one too. He asked her to step out of the car and open the trunk. A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/17/2008 8:29 am |
to her Surprise. a car pulled of the high way with the driver staring at the woman "do I know you from somewhere" he said. open the trunck said the office and mister you better go on your way before I .... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/17/2008 8:31 am |
most amazing body she had ever seen. Even though he had been such an arrogant pig she could not stop thinking about what he might be like in... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/18/2008 1:12 am |
an all male Aussie mud wrestling contest. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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6/19/2008 2:32 am |
Sweat began pouring down her brow, down her face, and her large, voluptous chest as she began envisioning the policeman in mud-wrestling contest during his younger years when he wasn't so fat from eating all those doughnuts, and when he still had hair that flowed, billowed and wafted in the quiet summer breezes. The policeman subtley cocked his head to the side, trying to get better view. Even though her skunk hair was partially in the way, he could still see how nicely the sweat was soaking through the woman's bra, while silently desiring he was the woman's hot date. As she handed him her license, he seductively smiled at seeing her sweat-laden breasts heave and ho, wondering if he would ever get the opportunity to frisk her. Puzzled between the woman's face and her photo on her license, he complimented the woman, "Ma'am you couldn't possibly be 80 years old! Are you sure this isn't Granny's license? You don't look a day over 20. My wife could sure use your beauty secrets." Totally flabbergasted, she quickly tried to hide her embarrassment at the someone finding out her real age. "My secret is Mary Kay, combined with Avon, a little bit of Tahitian Noni juice, and a primarily vegetarian diet. I exercise everyday, drink plenty of water, get to bed on time, and I stay the heck out of the sun." She glanced around quickly, looking around for a way out of bothersome situation. "You really are a pig, aren't you? I bet you cheat on you wife every night!" she thought to herself. Vroom! All of the sudden Hugh Hefner pulls up and jumps out of his ecologically-conscious, 125-miles-to-gallon-of bio-fuel Geo-metro, "Ma'am is this man bothering you?" "Ummm. No." she responded. Walking up to police officer, his voice booming, "I'm going to have to arrest you sir for impersonating an officer of the law." "Wait a minute! You are a police officer?" The newly-discovered fake officer retorted. "You bet your fat booty I am! Betcha didn't know that about me, now did you, buddy?" Clicking on the handcuffs, Hugh Hefner read him his rights before quietly whispering. "Shame on you for trying to impersonate an officer to get girls! Leave the seduction up to professionals, like me. There is a good reason why I have all those girls at my Playboy mansion." "Bleep! Bleep! It is 6:30 Monday morning. You are listening to KMTAK 89.60 AM. We have just heard the Reverend Jesse James discuss the current state of the Union with Hillary Clinton. Up next we have Katie Couric with this morning's traffic report." the alarm clock boomed. Blearly eyed, the woman slowly pulled herself out of bed and put on her robe and slippers before heading downstairs to make herself a nice, cold spirulina-soy smoothie to start her day. "Ugh! What a strange dream." she muttered. .........and then...............to be continued..................
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6/19/2008 4:39 am |
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6/20/2008 11:56 am |
   this is great !! ha ha ha.. hi raoul i can just picture the cop with one thumb in his belt pulling on it so his belly could breath, and the other thumb and forefinger propping up his hat so he could look down at her through his mirrored glasses with a slight lean into the car,.... yip.......
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6/20/2008 12:12 pm |
For some reason imagining herself hearing mud-splattered men yell "Crikey!" and "Feck off, mate!!!" while they grabbed at each other was getting her all hot and bothered... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/20/2008 12:20 pm |
Sweat began pouring down her brow, down her face, and her large, voluptous chest as she began envisioning the policeman in mud-wrestling contest during his younger years when he wasn't so fat from eating all those doughnuts, and when he still had hair that flowed, billowed and wafted in the quiet summer breezes. The policeman subtley cocked his head to the side, trying to get better view. Even though her skunk hair was partially in the way, he could still see how nicely the sweat was soaking through the woman's bra, while silently desiring he was the woman's hot date. As she handed him her license, he seductively smiled at seeing her sweat-laden breasts heave and ho, wondering if he would ever get the opportunity to frisk her. Puzzled between the woman's face and her photo on her license, he complimented the woman, "Ma'am you couldn't possibly be 80 years old! Are you sure this isn't Granny's license? You don't look a day over 20. My wife could sure use your beauty secrets." Totally flabbergasted, she quickly tried to hide her embarrassment at the someone finding out her real age. "My secret is Mary Kay, combined with Avon, a little bit of Tahitian Noni juice, and a primarily vegetarian diet. I exercise everyday, drink plenty of water, get to bed on time, and I stay the heck out of the sun." She glanced around quickly, looking around for a way out of bothersome situation. "You really are a pig, aren't you? I bet you cheat on you wife every night!" she thought to herself. Vroom! All of the sudden Hugh Hefner pulls up and jumps out of his ecologically-conscious, 125-miles-to-gallon-of bio-fuel Geo-metro, "Ma'am is this man bothering you?" "Ummm. No." she responded. Walking up to police officer, his voice booming, "I'm going to have to arrest you sir for impersonating an officer of the law." "Wait a minute! You are a police officer?" The newly-discovered fake officer retorted. "You bet your fat booty I am! Betcha didn't know that about me, now did you, buddy?" Clicking on the handcuffs, Hugh Hefner read him his rights before quietly whispering. "Shame on you for trying to impersonate an officer to get girls! Leave the seduction up to professionals, like me. There is a good reason why I have all those girls at my Playboy mansion." "Bleep! Bleep! It is 6:30 Monday morning. You are listening to KMTAK 89.60 AM. We have just heard the Reverend Jesse James discuss the current state of the Union with Hillary Clinton. Up next we have Katie Couric with this morning's traffic report." the alarm clock boomed. Blearly eyed, the woman slowly pulled herself out of bed and put on her robe and slippers before heading downstairs to make herself a nice, cold spirulina-soy smoothie to start her day. "Ugh! What a strange dream." she muttered. .........and then...............to be continued.................. A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/20/2008 12:21 pm |
A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/20/2008 12:22 pm |
this is great !! ha ha ha.. hi raoul i can just picture the cop with one thumb in his belt pulling on it so his belly could breath, and the other thumb and forefinger propping up his hat so he could look down at her through his mirrored glasses with a slight lean into the car,.... yip....... A Woman's from the BACK !
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6/23/2008 6:57 am |
That puts us RIGHT in the moment alright! kidding, but i did miss you. Hope you are well xx today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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6/23/2008 12:19 pm |
Oh gosh and here I was thinking that American cops only did that in the movies, Now Raul say hello to kirstie and tell her you missed her hahahahaha kidding, but i did miss you. Hope you are well xx A Woman's from the BACK !
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