| Will YOU Go OUT With Me? (Sorry...Ladies Only!) |
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6/2/2008 1:18 pm
Last Read: 6/23/2008 12:28 pm
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OK. Youre NOT married, and you do NOT have a boyfriend. So THAT takes care of all the POLITE excuses. (Oh, by the WAY...I do NOT look like that grey silouhette. So just ignore it. I do NOT have big muscles and I am NOT a young man). o I catch you alone where there are NO people around to embarrass. You KNOW from my blog that I am POOR, out of work, lazy, unattractive (Those of you who have SEEN my pics before ff deleted them know this), I have an appetite for opiates, I lust for women's from the BACK), I am a bit impaired mentally, etc... What do you SAY?
A Woman's from the BACK !
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1400 posts 6/2/2008 1:48 pm |
 seems you honest person respect 
Somewhere some1 dream of your smile & find your presence in life so worthwhile.
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2324 posts 6/2/2008 2:09 pm |
Nah sorry DB like you are ok with all your flaws, but i really am not, and my looks as bad from the back as it does from the front and distance divides (and we have to do what we can to improve our carbon foot print) and in truth you just wouldn't find me attractive
But wishing you luck anyway
Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same
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475 posts 6/2/2008 6:01 pm |
Hi DB
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17650 posts 6/2/2008 7:07 pm |
Miss you there
(¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always 
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12263 posts 6/4/2008 2:39 pm |
yeah
A Woman's from the BACK !
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12263 posts 6/4/2008 2:40 pm |
Quoting Uniforever: Nah sorry DB like you are ok with all your flaws, but i really am not, and my looks as bad from the back as it does from the front and distance divides (and we have to do what we can to improve our carbon foot print) and in truth you just wouldn't find me attractive
But wishing you luck anyway
OK. You find me geographicaly undesirable. That's cool.
A Woman's from the BACK !
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12263 posts 6/4/2008 2:41 pm |
Hi ls 
A Woman's from the BACK !
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12263 posts 6/4/2008 2:42 pm |
I don't think they are gonna...put me back. 
A Woman's from the BACK !
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18 posts 6/5/2008 3:07 am |
OK. I'M NOT MARRIED. I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. MAYBE YES...... BUT, CAN I SEE YOUR PICTURE? YOU ARE SO COOL.       
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18 posts 6/5/2008 4:00 am |
OH I FORGOT TO ASK FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NO. TOO. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR HOME ADDRESS, WORK ADDRESS, DRIVER'S LICENSE NO. AND SOCIAL SECURITY SO I CAN GET YOU PRE-APPROVED !!!!   
NEED MORE POINTS ?????   
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12263 posts 6/5/2008 2:57 pm |
Quoting exotic122: OK. I'M NOT MARRIED. I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. MAYBE YES...... BUT, CAN I SEE YOUR PICTURE? YOU ARE SO COOL.       
I'm waiting for friendfindeer to put my pics back. They erased them all. 
A Woman's from the BACK !
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12263 posts 6/5/2008 3:02 pm |
Quoting exotic122: OH I FORGOT TO ASK FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NO. TOO. MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR HOME ADDRESS, WORK ADDRESS, DRIVER'S LICENSE NO. AND SOCIAL SECURITY SO I CAN GET YOU PRE-APPROVED !!!!   
NEED MORE POINTS ?????   
OK. HERE...is my phone #: (800) 555-JAIL. My home address is: West Virginia State Penitentiary. My work address: Liscence plate factory, building 12. My driver's lisence#: Make up one...I always drove without one. My SS#: Which identity should I give? I have SO MANY. Let me decide which one to post and I'll get back to you.
A Woman's from the BACK !
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602 posts 6/22/2008 7:31 pm |
so long as I don't have to deal with a fragile or over-inflated ego aka artistic temperament...
yes my is still growing
Life is Loud Turn up the volume and DANCE
ROCK ON !!
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12263 posts 6/23/2008 12:28 pm |
Quoting Jesme2006: so long as I don't have to deal with a fragile or over-inflated ego aka artistic temperament...
yes my is still growing
No need to deal with any of that. All you need to know in advance is how things will end: with me removing my shirt and stretching out on my stomach and waiting!
A Woman's from the BACK !
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