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It occured to me today that I could MAKE my OWN coffin! WHY spend an arm and a leg to bury my arms and legs? But my NEXT project after coffin construction would be to secure a FREE burial plot. Perhaps the US Park Service would donate a plot for me in one of their parks> I could then go to work on my tombstone. It need not be fancy. A rock would do. Any ideas? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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 5/5/2008 10:34 am |
Why not just get cremated? With the chemicals in your system, you could probably sell tickets.
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5/5/2008 10:51 am |
Why not just get cremated? With the chemicals in your system, you could probably sell tickets. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/5/2008 10:51 am |
Great answer GB...don't know how to top that...??...hmmm...i invisage a concrete wig stand with nylon, long black wig to withstand weather to commemorate you DB...
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5/5/2008 10:59 am |
I got my burn permit years ago it's cheaper & my ashes can be scattered- no need to spend thousands on a coffin or burial plot.
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5/5/2008 11:07 am |
Great answer GB...don't know how to top that...??...hmmm...i invisage a concrete wig stand with nylon, long black wig to withstand weather to commemorate you DB... from the BACK on the monument. Maybe you could visit my grave once in a while to comb the ? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/5/2008 11:08 am |
I got my burn permit years ago it's cheaper & my ashes can be scattered- no need to spend thousands on a coffin or burial plot. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/5/2008 11:09 am |
I have thought about THAT...but here in the US, an URN is required even if I don't WANT one. So if I go THIS route, I will need to construct my own urn instead of a coffin. JUST so that somebody can dump my ashes out of it into a POPPY field somewhere. Anyway, don't worry about that. I'll smoke you.
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5/5/2008 11:40 am |
I might be wrong, but I imagine an urn would be a lot smaller than a coffin. Anyway, don't worry about that. I'll smoke you. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/5/2008 11:48 am |
That's PERFECT! No epitah even NEEDED. People shall know who is buried there by the from the BACK on the monument. Maybe you could visit my grave once in a while to comb the ?
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5/5/2008 12:29 pm |
Hey what's wrong with a black bin liner and put you out on rubbish day...everything taken care of...No Coroner to pick you up (the rubbish men did that) no burial (you get compacted and dumped at the local refuse tip to rot into the earth). Hey and what does a plastic bin liner cost? Just please remember to die the day before rubbish collection or you could get a bit smelly. See I'm good a recycling too.
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5/5/2008 1:43 pm |
Planing your death furnishers?? Don't you think that is too early!!?, and have you ever coincided that the both H-H are not quite ready for you??.Ok so if you really wanna go..option 1:burn you and Gowerboy will smoke you  ..option 2:Have your aches thrown in the ocean..a lucky fishwill swallow you and then a much lucky lady will eat you and hopefully her eggs will be productive and you will be born again.. It is the truth in man that sets him free.. 
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5/5/2008 6:03 pm |
well not a bad idea but it would stay too long before you actually use it then those type would be out of style Have a good day my friend straight from the heart
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5/5/2008 6:49 pm |
Agree with GB
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5/5/2008 7:25 pm |
well the question is are you now ready to die? Yours, Pola
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5/5/2008 8:38 pm |
DB- The Burn Permit I got came from Pre paid creamation at the local Funeral home I got it some 10 years ago so that way if something happens to me Its allready paid for Anything left over earns interest so if i live another 25 years I'll be worth more dead than alive.
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5/5/2008 10:11 pm |
Glad to see you are still stirring it up Debu !! My word for the day ......... Back !!!!!!
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5/6/2008 2:56 am |
hmmmmmm ... just dropping by coz i miss ur smile smile a smile from the heart 
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5/6/2008 3:19 am |
I'll surround you with merkins and then light you up--how's that? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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5/6/2008 5:10 am |
Cremation is just as expensive as any other here in the US........just make yourself a pine box.......you dont have to have a Funeral director prepare you either..........just find someone who will nail the box shut.........well, your dead maybe just wrapped in a blanket and buried...... Anyway, you dont have to do the 'traditional' expensive stuff. Later, Mickey Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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5/6/2008 7:02 am |
You've dropped your standard way below your bottom! To display my due respect for your plan, I will consider laying some locks of my hair on either of your rock or urn when that day comes. Agnes
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5/6/2008 9:24 am |
Well of course DB...i could make a pilgrimage every year with other FF members to lay cuts of our hair on your headstone... !) TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:27 am |
Hey what's wrong with a black bin liner and put you out on rubbish day...everything taken care of...No Coroner to pick you up (the rubbish men did that) no burial (you get compacted and dumped at the local refuse tip to rot into the earth). Hey and what does a plastic bin liner cost? Just please remember to die the day before rubbish collection or you could get a bit smelly. See I'm good a recycling too. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:29 am |
Planing your death furnishers?? Don't you think that is too early!!?, and have you ever coincided that the both H-H are not quite ready for you??.Ok so if you really wanna go..option 1:burn you and Gowerboy will smoke you ..option 2:Have your aches thrown in the ocean..a lucky fishwill swallow you and then a much lucky lady will eat you and hopefully her eggs will be productive and you will be born again.. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:31 am |
well not a bad idea but it would stay too long before you actually use it then those type would be out of style Have a good day my friend TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:33 am |
Agree with GB from the BACK again!  TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:34 am |
well the question is are you now ready to die? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:36 am |
DB- The Burn Permit I got came from Pre paid creamation at the local Funeral home I got it some 10 years ago so that way if something happens to me Its allready paid for Anything left over earns interest so if i live another 25 years I'll be worth more dead than alive. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:37 am |
Glad to see you are still stirring it up Debu !! My word for the day ......... Back !!!!!! from the BACK? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:38 am |
hmmmmmm ... just dropping by coz i miss ur smile  TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:39 am |
I'll surround you with merkins and then light you up--how's that? -ed ones, please. THAT works for ME! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:42 am |
Cremation is just as expensive as any other here in the US........just make yourself a pine box.......you dont have to have a Funeral director prepare you either..........just find someone who will nail the box shut.........well, your dead maybe just wrapped in a blanket and buried...... Anyway, you dont have to do the 'traditional' expensive stuff. Later, Mickey TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 9:43 am |
You've dropped your standard way below your bottom! To display my due respect for your plan, I will consider laying some locks of my hair on either of your rock or urn when that day comes. into my coffin so that I could be buried with them. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 10:53 am |
just dropping by to say,keep smiling thanks for the visit at my blog. 
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5/6/2008 12:05 pm |
just dropping by to say,keep smiling thanks for the visit at my blog. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 5:17 pm |
You might want to be buried in a glacier. When it melts one day you can return back to life. Be careful of freezer burn though. Ziploc freezer bags should do the trick!  If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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5/6/2008 8:17 pm |
hmm does it have to be a coffin or urn... can any container with a lid be used? Like an empty margerine tub?
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5/7/2008 9:21 am |
You might want to be buried in a glacier. When it melts one day you can return back to life. Be careful of freezer burn though. Ziploc freezer bags should do the trick! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/7/2008 9:23 am |
hmm does it have to be a coffin or urn... can any container with a lid be used? Like an empty margerine tub? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/7/2008 10:54 pm |
Now HERE'S a new idea! Maybe I can be the new ICEMAN! (Looking for a copper axe to be buried with.) Would YOU be willing to drop my DEAD BODY into a deep glacier crevace that won't melt for 5,000 years EVEN with global warming? (I'm thinking Antarctica...up in the mountains away from the ocean). If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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5/8/2008 7:38 am |
No problem! I will need a helicopter though. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/12/2008 5:25 am |
bury your arms and legs and body for pet vultures? … at least you do good things for animals from heaven
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5/12/2008 8:37 am |
bury your arms and legs and body for pet vultures? … at least you do good things for animals from heaven ? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/14/2008 7:59 pm |
Planing your death furnishers?? Don't you think that is too early!!?, and have you ever coincided that the both H-H are not quite ready for you??.Ok so if you really wanna go..option 1:burn you and Gowerboy will smoke you ..option 2:Have your aches thrown in the ocean..a lucky fishwill swallow you and then a much lucky lady will eat you and hopefully her eggs will be productive and you will be born again.. What is making u think of death Debutante? You're not going to get your tax stimulus check as early as you hoped? LOL.. just kidding. You think we will last until they send us that??? Maybe not the way prices & gas is rising. We might all need to be smoked or feed to the fishes, lol.
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5/15/2008 1:56 am |
Don8te your body for medical research, I'm sure they will preserve it real good.
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5/15/2008 8:32 am |
I think those are good options. Sort of like a psuedo reincarnation. What is making u think of death Debutante? You're not going to get your tax stimulus check as early as you hoped? LOL.. just kidding. You think we will last until they send us that??? Maybe not the way prices & gas is rising. We might all need to be smoked or feed to the fishes, lol. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/15/2008 8:34 am |
Don8te your body for medical research, I'm sure they will preserve it real good. TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/15/2008 8:23 pm |
Your tax refund will arrive on April 14, 2009. They are an evil bunch the IRS.. why do they want our taxes pronto but take so logn to send us our share????? hmmmmm
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5/16/2008 10:04 am |
Oh, dont' tell me that! waaaaa They dont' have the lil face with tears pouring off it like they do in IM.. drat! They are an evil bunch the IRS.. why do they want our taxes pronto but take so logn to send us our share????? hmmmmm  TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/23/2008 9:17 pm |
BLINGMAN IS HIS COFFINS GO BUILD A BLING AN LIVE IN ONE BLING BLING BLING LMAO
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5/23/2008 9:18 pm |
hey LL if you know this bling man tell him to shovle a bling up his buttt lmao
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5/26/2008 9:19 am |
omg!! That scare me.. why u think like that..? Well for my idea .. I think u should do like construction the Tomb like the King's of Egypt. that will be very interesting,, and more better so maybe your son and your grand son can also earn the donation too... what u think??
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5/27/2008 11:42 am |
omg!! That scare me.. why u think like that..? Well for my idea .. I think u should do like construction the Tomb like the King's of Egypt. that will be very interesting,, and more better so maybe your son and your grand son can also earn the donation too... what u think?? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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