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Any wealthy widow who would dare to wear a mink stole on a date with me might become sorely dissapointed when she discovers that her mink stole receives MORE attention from me than HER! "Ohhh! What a lovely coat of furrrrrrrrr! Mmmmmmm....may I take your coat?...uh, I will be right BACK!" After an hour: "We've found him, madam. He's in the COAT room." She stares at me lying on the floor of the coat room, rolling around on a chinchilla coat, holding her mink stole and LICKING it. "Do tell!", rich snobs blurt out. "Sir, I MUST insist that you unhand that mink stole. And remove yourself from that coat at once! You shall receive the dry cleaning bills on the morrow. Now...SCAT!" "Well...if I'm gonna pay to clean these things, how 'bout if I just BUY the mink stole from her NOW and take it HOME with me tonight?" "Sir...and I use the term VERY loosely", the widow responds, "Not only will I refuse ANY offer from you for my mink stole, but I shall see to it that NO furrier NOR taxidermist shall EVER do business with you again!"  TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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 5/1/2008 10:37 am |
did it happen yesterday or today?
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5/1/2008 10:50 am |
...yeah. And every OTHER date that a woman had worn a mink stole. Then there was the time that I got my TONGUE smacked because a stranger caught me licking on HER mink stole! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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 5/1/2008 10:51 am |
What are you like..!!!.. ...and NO real fur...please..!!! 
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5/1/2008 11:18 am |
What are you like..!!!.. ...and NO real fur...please..!!! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/1/2008 11:37 am |
I...am like a very sweet piece...of CANDY! you furball obsessed pussycat 
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5/1/2008 11:54 am |
I...am like a very sweet piece...of CANDY! 
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5/1/2008 12:32 pm |
you're crazy! wouldn't you prefer to stroke something alive rather than a dead animal???
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5/1/2008 8:36 pm |
That's OK Balt....... Sorry....I wasnt laughing at you.........really I wasnt!!!!! Later, Mickey  Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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5/2/2008 6:51 am |
Is that the reason why you are now thinking about getting either a monkey or a cat instead? Agnes
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5/2/2008 7:40 am |
Yeah chewed up and regurgitated you furball obsessed pussycat BLING! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/2/2008 7:41 am |
Liquorice flavour...please... TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/2/2008 7:42 am |
you're crazy! wouldn't you prefer to stroke something alive rather than a dead animal??? TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/2/2008 7:43 am |
That's OK Balt....... Sorry....I wasnt laughing at you.........really I wasnt!!!!! Later, Mickey TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/2/2008 7:44 am |
Is that the reason why you are now thinking about getting either a monkey or a cat instead? ! TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/2/2008 1:05 pm |
black or strawberry?
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5/3/2008 8:56 am |
Both please...yummy....like sambucca...black and white... TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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5/6/2008 4:22 am |
Oh, I KNOW you would NEVER laugh at ME, Mickey! THAT'S why you keep comming BACK! Later, Mickey Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive anyway.
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5/6/2008 12:12 pm |
oh,......I keep coming back cause your're so sweet you make my days better....... Later, Mickey TAKEN it yet? Yes or No? ( )
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