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Private Party for Angeline8, nooneyouknow, and jesme2006
debutanteBaltimr
8/19/2008 9:51 am

Last Read:
8/23/2008 8:25 am

The room is dark and cool. There are bottles of California Chardonay, Canada Dry ginger ale, and genuine Druid witches' brew tea, (All beverages may contain laudinum). Balty enters, removes his shirt, and stretches out on his stomach...and waits!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!
LookBehindYou
475 posts 

8/19/2008 2:57 pm

LOL!!!!!
(Balty is pleasantly surprised to find a crate of old rotting cow udders, all infested with codeine, standing in the corner)

(,,,,)

13427731556
173 posts 

8/19/2008 4:37 pm

Happy weekend and enjoy Olympics

melmac
2003 posts 

8/19/2008 5:42 pm

knock knock knock
melmac drops by to say
"hey balti my friend whats up"

straight from the heart

nooneyouknow
495 posts 

8/19/2008 6:58 pm

Will you please do something with those udders so we may begin massaging your back with our hair?

MunchkinMatron2
10974 posts 

8/20/2008 4:49 am

*hands nooneyouknow a couple of merkins strapped to the Energizer Bunny's feet to leave atop Balty's back just in case she needs a bathroom break*

I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/20/2008 10:24 am

    Quoting LookBehindYou:
    LOL!!!!!
    (Balty is pleasantly surprised to find a crate of old rotting cow udders, all infested with codeine, standing in the corner)
Suckling FURIOUSLY so these udders will all be depleted by the time that my LONG -ed guests arrive, I feel the codeine and I shall be a bit strung out for the party. THANK YOU, LookBehindYou!!! (suckles freely, yet with a restrictive attitude)

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/20/2008 10:25 am

More gold for China!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/20/2008 10:27 am

    Quoting melmac:
    knock knock knock
    melmac drops by to say
    "hey balti my friend whats up"
Hey, melmac! Balty sticks his head out the door. Only women allowed in here, sorry about that...but the males can hang out down the hall. There's lobster tail. shrimp. and an open bar. If you drink too much and need an aspirin or something stronger, check with the open pharmacy in the corner.

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/20/2008 10:30 am

    Quoting nooneyouknow:
    Will you please do something with those udders so we may begin massaging your back with our hair?
I'll have these things depleted and shipped off and dumped in San Francisco Bay in no time! Let the FUN BEGIN!!!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/20/2008 10:31 am

    Quoting MunchkinMatron2:
    *hands nooneyouknow a couple of merkins strapped to the Energizer Bunny's feet to leave atop Balty's back just in case she needs a bathroom break*
I hope they are all LONG -ed merkins! OH...THAT tickles!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

Jesme2006
612 posts 

8/20/2008 6:13 pm

arrives ~ with a handful of hair extensions and spare batteries for the energizer bunny.....

Life is Loud
Turn up the volume
and DANCE


ROCK ON !!

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/21/2008 9:09 am

    Quoting Jesme2006:
    arrives ~ with a handful of hair extensions and spare batteries for the energizer bunny.....
I hope the extensions...are very LONG!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

Angeline8
331 posts 

8/21/2008 8:53 pm

cute

'To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others'..Buddha

debutanteBaltimr
13213 posts 

8/23/2008 8:25 am

Still stretched out on his stomach...and waiting!

A HALF CENTURY of history. 50th BIRTHDAY on NOVEMBER 24!!

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