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My step-daughter is evil. I just want to say that up front. She is evil and naughty and I have absolutely no idea where she gets her naughtiness from. Jamie's been a part of my life since she was...hmmm...7....and I did NOT corrupt her. We moved into this tiny little house in Grand Junction...and she sort of came with it. She was the next-door neighbor who became my daughter's very best life-long friend. Her mother has always told me that Jamie is more my daughter than hers....and that she saw the bond between us the minute we met. That's probably true. She's been an integral part of my life ever since. She's coming to be my slave on Wednesday. I mean...she's coming to visit and has offered to help with getting some of the house stuff done. I've already planned some cool ways to utilize her artistic abilities (does anybody know what kind of paint you can use on fluorescent light diffusers?)....and get lots of giggles out of the two of us. It's going to be a kick in the pants and I'm really looking forward to it. So she called tonight to coordinate schedules. You know how it is...that conversations with me wander all over the place....well...this one wandered waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy the heck far. We started with my grandchildren...yes...they are great and wonderful and beautiful and brilliant...just like their grandmother. What do you mean the other grandmother? Excuse me? From there we travelled to school...since we are both in college (Jamie's studying to be a nurse...and then thinking about moving up here)...and to boyfriends and love and...hmmmm...how the heck did we end up on sex? I don't want to talk about it...it just makes me think about it...and then I...well...you get the picture. She's a rather brazen child. Well...woman-child...she's actually 28 and it makes me feel really old to think about how much she's changed in the past 21 years. Brazen....difficult....mouthy.....and terribly comfortable with questions I would never have asked. "So....how long has it been...if you don't mind my asking?" "How long has what been?" "You know....." "I know what?" I can play stupid along with the best of them. "Since you've had....sex..." I'd say her voice dropped to a whisper, but that would be a lie. Jamie never whispers. She's loudly brazen...or is that brazenly loud? "Ummmm.....I have to think about that one." "Think hard." "I prefer not to....it just makes me drool.." Giggles. "About....do I have to be honest with this one?" "Of course. It's just a question, Arreana." She never calls me Ari. "Fine...it's been about 12 years." "Holy mother of....do you have coochie cobwebs?" "Do I...what?" I think I yelled. I was sure I didn't hear what she asked....and then I laughed...until I really needed some fairy wear. It seemed we'd get our senses back...and then one of us would giggle again and we'd be off and running. "Oh no...you have Bob to do the dusting...." "Oh please...at this point in time...I'd probably need a roto-rooter...." "You have to learn how to be in control, Arreana. You can't let Bob take control or he will be spitting out some kind of stuff about how run down his batteries are." I'm not even going to go there....you can see that the conversation degenerated from there. My poor innocent ears..... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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7/14/2008 12:25 am |
"You have to learn how to be in control, Arreana. You can't let Bob take control or he will be spitting out some kind of stuff about how run down his batteries are." HAHAHHAHAHAHH this made me spit out my water while I was reading it..LOL She sounds like a fun kid Ari  Have a great week Sensy between the stars, beyond the planet mars, there Sens will be
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 7/14/2008 12:44 am |
Darn women! All this talk in the posts lately about sex and shaving your private areas is making me horny and my woman is too far away! If it weren't for smart alec remarks, I'd have no remarks at all.
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7/14/2008 12:20 pm |
12 years...not bad! I don't mean to brag, but I have been celibate for 9 years so far. A Woman's from the BACK !
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7/14/2008 4:11 pm |
OMG......you two are going to have way toooo much fun. I am glad you have a slave..uh, someone to help you with rebuilding your house. She sounds very much like you. Is this post going to turn into a celibacy contest? Hmmm, should be interesting, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Be careful of the webs in the basement and watch out for those hobos.....eeeek  I will look up some information about painting fluorescent light diffusers. I think I already know the answer to that one   It is called KABOOM Flo   Every survival kit should include sense of humor 
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