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Ari_fairy
6/13/2008 11:43 pm |
Hi, you've reached the Fairy Hotline. The fairy is temporarily out of order and unable to respond rationally. If you'd like to take a number or leave a request for information, she'll be happy to call you back when they let her out of that padded room she's in. The dispensation of fairy dust has not been halted due to her incipient insanity, but we do recommend you exercise extreme caution when receiving your fairy dusting. Fairy dust has a tendency to cause rampant running of the mouth, naughtiness, and uncontrollable laughter. Thank you for calling and have a wanderful day. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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 6/14/2008 12:02 am |
 how can we help getting her out of the padded room?
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6/14/2008 12:13 am |
  If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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6/14/2008 1:02 am |
Nice white jacket! I have one just like it in my size.  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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 6/14/2008 1:49 am |
Happy weekend (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•smile and be happy always
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6/14/2008 2:36 am |
Chelle got a double dose then?  Well, I start a 5 day run of 12 hour days, so I will be much in the same boat I'm afraid. No amount of fairy dust can save me. Have a great weekend  Bill Standplatz und liefert
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6/14/2008 3:48 am |
I'll take a second helping of fairy dust...if you please once an oldhoglover, always an oldhoglover!
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6/14/2008 5:21 am |
Oh dear,........ I would join ya and bring with me all the bad food we are not supposed to eat, but I wonder if Eddie will save me if you go nutty on me and pull my hair
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6/14/2008 8:41 am |
I see that straight jacket you have on is a bit too tight, Sis. You should have ordered a size up. Next time you'll know better. Haven't I taught you anything? Perfection Isn't Sexy
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6/14/2008 9:00 am |
YES... come in my bunny mates an empty play room... No bunny warden, She's hopping mad anyway. Tone. 
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6/14/2008 1:19 pm |
Chelle got a double dose then? Well, I start a 5 day run of 12 hour days, so I will be much in the same boat I'm afraid. No amount of fairy dust can save me. Have a great weekend Bill  ...I am naughty aren't I?! Check you invites silly dorkie friend....cuz it tells me you got it. Michelle 
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6/14/2008 1:31 pm |
Sneaks into the Fairy holding cell.......whispers.... "pssst....pssssssssst.....hey you...wake up....!" Quietly and quickly Chelle starts looking through the keys on the ring that she lifted from the dweeb of a guard....The clinking sounds much louder than it is, but she wrinkles her face as the guard starts snorting and moving in his chair. As she looks over at the sleeping fairy in the corner of the cell, she spy's a bottle of tonic with a straw curved up and over the top. Poor Ari is all tied up but they did leave her the option to drink from the straw..... As Chelle gets a better look....she gives a disgusted smirk....it's fairy tranqu's! "Geeeez Louise!"....she whispers to herself...."All this talk about how dang smart she is and then she drinks from the tonic bottle marked with the big picture of the drowsy looking dude!" Chelle moves into the cell once she gets the door open....all the racket she is making it would appear the guard has been a sippin on the drowsy juice too! Chelle flips Ari over her shoulder...."Come on woman we gotta get you mobile!" Michelle
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6/14/2008 3:23 pm |
have a great sunday  thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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6/14/2008 3:53 pm |
I was just gonna ask if I could join you, but I see that Chelle has almost gotten you out of there. When you are free and can find and dial a phone, please DO call me. I think I have some fairy dust in my eyes now. What will the effects be ???? love You Flo Every survival kit should include sense of humor 
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6/15/2008 2:53 am |
...I am naughty aren't I?! Check you invites silly dorkie friend....cuz it tells me you got it.  FOUND IT  I never received one before  Thanks you are my first, be gentle with me Standplatz und liefert
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6/15/2008 11:48 am |
how can we help getting her out of the padded room?Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:48 am |
Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:49 am |
Nice white jacket! I have one just like it in my size. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:49 am |
Happy weekend Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:52 am |
Chelle got a double dose then? Well, I start a 5 day run of 12 hour days, so I will be much in the same boat I'm afraid. No amount of fairy dust can save me. Have a great weekend Bill Fairy dust doesn't save you...it just makes you able to tolerate the insanity. I'd rather be giggling than just thinking...oh my gosh...one more day. Chelle stole half the batch....what...you thought that was all natural? Just the blonde hair....honest...lol... Oh...hi, Chelle..... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:52 am |
I'll take a second helping of fairy dust...if you please Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:53 am |
Oh dear,........ I would join ya and bring with me all the bad food we are not supposed to eat, but I wonder if Eddie will save me if you go nutty on me and pull my hair Sin....Eddie can't save you....I have blackmail material on him....pics of his naked butt as he ran through the house hiding from me and Aly.....and I will use them...... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:54 am |
I see that straight jacket you have on is a bit too tight, Sis. You should have ordered a size up. Next time you'll know better. Haven't I taught you anything? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:55 am |
YES... come in my bunny mates an empty play room... No bunny warden, She's hopping mad anyway. Tone. Tone...oh Tone...have you seen my sanity anywhere? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 11:57 am |
...I am naughty aren't I?! Check you invites silly dorkie friend....cuz it tells me you got it. I did check my invites....too bad Billy boy couldn't find them.....it was worth finding. Naughty? You? I hadn't noticed....what's up with that? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 12:00 pm |
Sneaks into the Fairy holding cell.......whispers.... "pssst....pssssssssst.....hey you...wake up....!" Quietly and quickly Chelle starts looking through the keys on the ring that she lifted from the dweeb of a guard....The clinking sounds much louder than it is, but she wrinkles her face as the guard starts snorting and moving in his chair. As she looks over at the sleeping fairy in the corner of the cell, she spy's a bottle of tonic with a straw curved up and over the top. Poor Ari is all tied up but they did leave her the option to drink from the straw..... As Chelle gets a better look....she gives a disgusted smirk....it's fairy tranqu's! "Geeeez Louise!"....she whispers to herself...."All this talk about how dang smart she is and then she drinks from the tonic bottle marked with the big picture of the drowsy looking dude!" Chelle moves into the cell once she gets the door open....all the racket she is making it would appear the guard has been a sippin on the drowsy juice too! Chelle flips Ari over her shoulder...."Come on woman we gotta get you mobile!" It was the fact that the man in the pic was nakey....I thought a good guzzle would get me lucky. Doggone it...what's up with all that false advertising? Give me some more green tea, Chelle.....and help me go tie up that guard...we're taking him with us.... Tell hubby that I almost like him too. Eventually...maybe...he'll tickle my funny bone...but he's going to have to work harder to make me laugh..... Thanks for last night, Chelle....the laughter was wonderful. And I needed to be waked up...never worry about that. Love and hugs... Me Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 12:01 pm |
have a great sunday Love and hugs, Ari Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 12:02 pm |
I was just gonna ask if I could join you, but I see that Chelle has almost gotten you out of there. When you are free and can find and dial a phone, please DO call me. I think I have some fairy dust in my eyes now. What will the effects be ???? love You Flo Hope you are feeling better this morning. Laughter helps. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 12:03 pm |
Duh! I was not looking in the right place FOUND IT I never received one before Thanks you are my first, be gentle with me Chelle wouldn't know gentle if it bit her butt....but she loves being first....don't tell her I told you that....she likes to think it's a secret.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 1:02 pm |
Duh! I was not looking in the right place FOUND IT I never received one before Thanks you are my first, be gentle with me Michelle
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6/15/2008 1:04 pm |
None more gentle than I. I am glad that you found it as I was thinking I was going to have to hit you over the head with another!...oooopppss did I say that out loud....(batting eyelashes innocently)....not me ...all gentle and stuff Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 1:12 pm |
I'm reading this...and thinking about who you said the guard was...and giggling...lol...naughty girl. It was the fact that the man in the pic was nakey....I thought a good guzzle would get me lucky. Doggone it...what's up with all that false advertising? Give me some more green tea, Chelle.....and help me go tie up that guard...we're taking him with us.... Tell hubby that I almost like him too. Eventually...maybe...he'll tickle my funny bone...but he's going to have to work harder to make me laugh..... Thanks for last night, Chelle....the laughter was wonderful. And I needed to be waked up...never worry about that. Love and hugs... Me If you don't stop bad mouthin me to Bill/the whale member...I am going to have to get my own retaliation going on...and you will be horrified and astonished as just how unusually retaliatory I can be...lol...that a word? retaliatory....it is now..... So get up...get your boots tied and lets use some fairy dust to fly to safety. I will let old hubby baby that you are almost won over, he will be delighted....lol...actually he will not really have much to say as he is off on his motorcycle for the time being. My pleasure for the giggles girl...you know I needed them too. oxoxoxox Me too Michelle
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6/15/2008 5:20 pm |
None more gentle than I. I am glad that you found it as I was thinking I was going to have to hit you over the head with another!...oooopppss did I say that out loud....(batting eyelashes innocently)....not me ...all gentle and stuff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Please excuse me while I puke."  LADIES, LADIES PLEASE! CONTINUE...  Standplatz und liefert
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6/15/2008 9:24 pm |
None more gentle than I. I am glad that you found it as I was thinking I was going to have to hit you over the head with another!...oooopppss did I say that out loud....(batting eyelashes innocently)....not me ...all gentle and stuff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Please excuse me while I puke." LADIES, LADIES PLEASE! CONTINUE... Michelle
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6/15/2008 10:55 pm |
I think that the guard needs to be left out of the escape....he will only slow us down! The big thing to keep in mind is the fact that the tonic has side affects that come on much later after the initial consumption.....oh Ari...I am a bit worried that you are not taking this the least be serious! If you don't stop bad mouthin me to Bill/the whale member...I am going to have to get my own retaliation going on...and you will be horrified and astonished as just how unusually retaliatory I can be...lol...that a word? retaliatory....it is now..... So get up...get your boots tied and lets use some fairy dust to fly to safety. I will let old hubby baby that you are almost won over, he will be delighted....lol...actually he will not really have much to say as he is off on his motorcycle for the time being. My pleasure for the giggles girl...you know I needed them too. oxoxoxox Me too Fine...I'll leave the guard, but you better have something up your sleeve cause I think the giant is coming....and he looks pretty bent. What was it you called him? A whale member? Can I hide behind you? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 10:56 pm |
None more gentle than I. I am glad that you found it as I was thinking I was going to have to hit you over the head with another!...oooopppss did I say that out loud....(batting eyelashes innocently)....not me ...all gentle and stuff -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Please excuse me while I puke." LADIES, LADIES PLEASE! CONTINUE... Puuuuhhhhhlease....continue my big toe.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/15/2008 10:57 pm |
Ya know you love it Billy Boy! Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/16/2008 5:29 pm |
You notice how he's trying to prolong the agony..... Perchance to view said lovely creatures amassed with mudd and the smiles of lusty men as they amuse themselves with your sweet display of agony. Does it get any better than that, I ask you? Oh and a Bud light  Bill Tickets now on sale a the FF box office, general seating will be observed, so get your tickets early Standplatz und liefert
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6/16/2008 9:58 pm |
Agony, oh yes sweet agony Perchance to view said lovely creatures amassed with mudd and the smiles of lusty men as they amuse themselves with your sweet display of agony. Does it get any better than that, I ask you? Oh and a Bud light Bill Tickets now on sale a the FF box office, general seating will be observed, so get your tickets early Selling tickets? You are selling tickets to view Chelle and me? She is so going to kick your butt....and I'm going to sit back and giggle. Ask Jimy what it feels like when we get annoyed and bury you.....alive. Do we get a cut at least? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/17/2008 8:36 am |
Hmmm...I'm busy thinking of all the bad food I'm not supposed to eat. I need to work on that one some more. Sin....Eddie can't save you....I have blackmail material on him....pics of his naked butt as he ran through the house hiding from me and Aly.....and I will use them......
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6/17/2008 8:38 am |
Hmmm...I'm busy thinking of all the bad food I'm not supposed to eat. I need to work on that one some more. Sin....Eddie can't save you....I have blackmail material on him....pics of his naked butt as he ran through the house hiding from me and Aly.....and I will use them...... If Eddie can't save me, I just chuck food at you...
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6/17/2008 7:06 pm |
Any food that would throw our sugar through the roof haha like maccas (Mcdonalds), chocolates, cakes, blah... But then, I am already sweet from all the watermelon and mangoes I ate all these years, no you can't eat me, that would be so wrong hahahaha.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/18/2008 5:41 pm |
No fair, I also want a vaccation....can I join u, I'll bring the popcorn and coke - don't need the bad food.....and we can bounce off the walls together.... _____________________________ Catch you on the flip side
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6/19/2008 12:57 am |
No fair, I also want a vaccation....can I join u, I'll bring the popcorn and coke - don't need the bad food.....and we can bounce off the walls together....
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6/21/2008 1:34 am |
No fair, I also want a vaccation....can I join u, I'll bring the popcorn and coke - don't need the bad food.....and we can bounce off the walls together.... Move to the head of the line...and sign up for admission to the fruit loop center.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/21/2008 1:36 am |
Yea, make that unpop-popcorn CAZZ...I sit with ya and watch her majesty bite into them and giggle me fanny off when she screams blooooooody sinny Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/22/2008 7:53 am |
life will not always frown at times it will smile and those are the best moments of our lives
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6/22/2008 7:54 am |
That,yuo are kind and type i look for how do i get you?
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6/24/2008 8:24 pm |
Hi Ari, I am not sure but I think I just tripped over your sanity. By the time I got up after knocking myself unconscious it was gone. Had I only been a little more aware I would have grabbed it for you That is what I get for not watching where I am walking Whoa I think it just jump on my horse and took off
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6/24/2008 8:49 pm |
life will not always frown at times it will smile and those are the best moments of our lives Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/24/2008 8:50 pm |
That,yuo are kind and type i look for how do i get you? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/24/2008 8:52 pm |
Hi Ari, I am not sure but I think I just tripped over your sanity. By the time I got up after knocking myself unconscious it was gone. Had I only been a little more aware I would have grabbed it for you That is what I get for not watching where I am walking Whoa I think it just jump on my horse and took off Knocked yourself unconscious? It must have been carrying that tree branch from my back yard..... Cabby...cabby....catch that runaway horse, would you? There's a nickel in it for you if you bring my sanity back....with or without the tree branch.... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/25/2008 5:53 pm |
Ari--can I take your place in your padded room? (is it soundproof, too?) 
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6/25/2008 9:49 pm |
Ari--can I take your place in your padded room? (is it soundproof, too?) Love and hugs to you.... Ari Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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6/27/2008 11:55 pm |
how can we help getting her out of the padded room?Best regards, Clarencio  FlashMedic Everyday is a good day. Are you going to go my way? Just the truth will do.
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