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I actually got up early today....and was almost ready to start the day...except that it was chilly and I wanted to stay curled up under the comforter. The day started off pretty great. It was raining...which I love....and cool...which I love....so....an Ari day...lol... I went out to head to work and realized someone was sitting in my car. Freaked me right out. And then I remember Michelle's blow-up doll...which was sitting in my passenger seat...with a box under his feet that said "Peter Pecker". He's more an inflatable beach toy than a blow up doll...but he's got a huge.....ummmm...you know....it was almost sticking out the car window. Now...I live on the highway...headed to work....and I leave for work...oh you know...right between shifts...so the road is busy as hell. I stood there for a minute trying to think how I was going to get this doll in the house without everyone seeing me carrying it. I was drawing a blank. Maybe I'd just leave him in the car. What...are you stupid? He's naked....and has this....thing...that sticks out the window....and you're going to take him to work? I think not. So....I waited....and waited...and waited some more...until there was a dead space in the cars...and I grabbed his....you know...and ran like hell for the front door. At which point...they got a picture. I shoved him into the chair in the guest room....so that my cat wouldn't think he was a play toy....closed the door...and threatened to kill anyone who shared that picture. And then I went to work. Where the story was broadcast almost before I got there. All day I heard...."I heard you had a visitor today, Ari." "Give someone a ride today, Ari?" "Are ya handfasted to the guy, Ari?" "How was your morning, Ari?" "Does your visitor have a name, Ari?" I even heard one evil engineer tell Michelle that he respected her now....that was both outrageously funny...and perverted...all at once. My BOSS knows the story. I pretty much tried to hide out in my office today. Didn't work very well....and I had to brazen it out....which everyone loved...cause I went so bright red every time they brought it up. We're going to play "ring toss" with the thing at my house on Sunday when we do Girl's Day....want to join us? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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5/7/2008 6:10 pm |
What you did, grabbing his thing and running? It's called the Hand Job Hustle. I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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5/7/2008 6:48 pm |
That is one of the best Gotcha's I've ever heard  Are you sure that is the only thing that you could grab to carry him away  I want to see some pictures.....    Hugs
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5/8/2008 12:08 am |
hello ari 
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 5/8/2008 6:49 am |
A photo of you carrying it by the... you say? Is there gonna be an auction? Enjoy the ride. All you take with you when you leave is the experience.
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5/8/2008 5:52 pm |
Well, well, well, I see you wasted no time in replacing Mer, most likely with someone that you can have a better time with, better conversations, someone that will listen. I see that he has his own room now. Well, this puts a twist on the old adage about putting someone on the shelf. You probably won't have to worry about paying for his food, bills, or even messing up your place, or even having to put up with any negative side affects. I wonder what your new boyfriend will think of you living with another man. Hmmm... I hope he can fix things when they go bad. You can always tell everyone that they won't have to worry about you anymore, that you have a new man around the house to take care of things. I hope he gets along with your pets. It's also probably nice to have a man that is not "high maintenance." And I hope you don't start talking to him...we all wouldn't want you going "loony." Have fun Arreana! I hope the two of you have a wonderful relationship together!
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5/9/2008 3:28 pm |
I'm in! I mean. er. Peace .. elaine67
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5/10/2008 12:36 am |
What you did, grabbing his thing and running? It's called the Hand Job Hustle. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 12:38 am |
That is one of the best Gotcha's I've ever heard Are you sure that is the only thing that you could grab to carry him away I want to see some pictures..... Hugs It was a great prank....if I'd have pulled it off on her..... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 12:39 am |
hello ari Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 12:40 am |
A photo of you carrying it by the... you say? Is there gonna be an auction? Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 12:41 am |
Well, well, well, I see you wasted no time in replacing Mer, most likely with someone that you can have a better time with, better conversations, someone that will listen. I see that he has his own room now. Well, this puts a twist on the old adage about putting someone on the shelf. You probably won't have to worry about paying for his food, bills, or even messing up your place, or even having to put up with any negative side affects. I wonder what your new boyfriend will think of you living with another man. Hmmm... I hope he can fix things when they go bad. You can always tell everyone that they won't have to worry about you anymore, that you have a new man around the house to take care of things. I hope he gets along with your pets. It's also probably nice to have a man that is not "high maintenance." And I hope you don't start talking to him...we all wouldn't want you going "loony." Have fun Arreana! I hope the two of you have a wonderful relationship together! Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 12:42 am |
I'm in! I mean. er. Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari
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5/10/2008 5:59 am |
Not a hope in hell, Certs. I would never allow that picture to be seen...outside the girls..... Enjoy the ride. All you take with you when you leave is the experience.
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