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The house is a little too cold tonight. I got busy downstairs and left the coolers on too long. The Ice Queen is officially freezing....lol... It's month-end again at work which means I am up to my eyeballs in deadlines. I love this time of month...and yet...I also don't. I feel as if I am working so fast I can't possibly do it all accurately....especially on as little sleep as I've been getting. Still....I am so busy I don't have time to think about things...or to worry about how much longer the day will last. As much as I love month-end...this morning sucked on two fronts...it was a Monday...and it was a morning...hmmm...I have to work on that attitude...one of these centuries. So...I went to the convenience store this morning for a cup of coffee. One of the clerks walked down the aisle beside me and whispered..."Are you moving?" Ummmm....no...why? "There's a U-Haul truck in your driveway." Well yeah...that would be my brother. I get to work and my boss hits me up..."I see there's a U-Haul in your driveway with a car that has Colorado plates. Did you let Mer move back in?" I don't friggin think so. "Well, I was wondering. I'd have to question your judgment." Our receptionist...."OMG...there's a U-Haul in your driveway. Did someone move in?" Holy Mother of the Universe. Our payroll clerk..."Ari....who's moving in your house? I'm older than you and I can ask these things." Do I have any privacy left? I feel like I live in a fish bowl. "You live on the highway coming out here....there's no one either here or at Monsanto that doesn't see what's happening at your house." Suck a flipping duck. A lab tech..."Ari...are you moving out or is someone moving in?" Lord and Lady...how about neither? A purchasing agent...."Are you moving out or is someone moving in?" Neither, why? "There's a U-Haul in your driveway." No shit? I wonder when that happened. Duh. Why don't you just shoot me in the butt with a bazooka...and then y'all can talk about how many holes I have in my butt. Oh...excuse me...that was sooooooooooo impolite.... I think I'll go to bed now....lol..... Feel the passion, walk in peace, live in love....Ari 
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8/5/2008 7:32 am |
Might be easier to just put a big sign in your front yard about all your 'business' so you wouldn't have to respond to so many folks! 
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8/5/2008 10:49 am |
lol... hahahhahahahahahaha sorry I shouldn'yt laugh But I can just HEAR your disgruntled imaginary voice cursing under your breath about snoopy neighbours and people with no lives..LOL Sensy between the stars, beyond the planet mars, there Sens will be
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 8/6/2008 8:26 am |
I have always said that you can not wipe your bum without the neighbours knowing how many sheets of potty paper you use; in small communities. It certainly is the same here. That is why I make friends with these crazy women on FF, so that I can break away from the hum~drum of everyday, cowpie life. Love you girl, and in the deepest part of who you are, you know that those that are asking if you are moving love you too. Either that or they want to buy your house! The under ground passages have been the topic of discussion at the key~chain parties!  Just teasin sweet lady. By the by....hubby is going through withdrawl from his Ari abuse....is there something you two want to tell me?! Michelle 
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8/6/2008 11:46 am |
sweet dreams  thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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