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COURTESY GOOGLE A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!  ___________________________________ We all love to spend lots of buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!  ___________________________________ Having a cold drink on day with few friends is nice, but having a friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!  ___________________________________ Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!  ___________________________________ Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!  ___________________________________ Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....? Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates ....!!  ___________________________________ Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....? Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!! 
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1/4/2020 12:35 am |
LITTLE STARS 
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good one. LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL 
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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....? Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!! ALAS ! Guess he didn't know about PLC Hydraulic Actuators then. 
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