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INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY, the July 01, 2015 : Just a change for good jokes ridden blog from me. Like many other International Days; International Joke Day is being observed today world over. But this is not a joke, it's infact a fact. Jokes are good for health, they relax the minds, draws people together to have a hearty laugh that helps some muscles stretch out well. So here are few jokes just for fun. * A lady goes to a dentist for cavity filling. The dentist does his job, but the next day news tabloids carry a front page top news captioned, Dentist fills a wrong hole. * This is how an alcoholic is called in India.. Rich = Alcoholic, Middle class= Sharabi; but a Poor= Bhevda. * I told a chemistry joke today, but there is no reaction. * Hillary Clinton : We struggled a lot to buy a 4 bed room house in New York , just so I could run for Senate. * Hrithik Roshan after kissing his wife: Maja Aagaya papa, very very yummy. Shah Ruk Khan : k..k..k..k.. katrina ek..k..k.. kiss de. Saman Khan : Any one please give me also kiss. Aamir Khan : Don't take tension Salman, now I also started accepting kisses. * Why did the throw his watch out of window? He wanted to see time fly. * Sales person : May I help you sir? Buyer: I want a trap, be quick, I have to catch a bus fast. Sales person: Sorry sir, we dont have that big a trap. * What is the object oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance. MAY I REQUEST EVERY ONE TO CONTRIBUTE A JOKE OR TWO ON THIS OCCASION? FACTS SUSTAIN.TRUTH PREVAILS.I FOLLOW LORD KRISHNA's 108 COUNT. AFTER THAT NO MORE. |
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