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Aakash_49 75M
1521 posts
5/25/2015 12:01 pm
Fallen Citizens




Fallen

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

One Sunday,he told his congreation, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

A week after the new priest arrived, and he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town.When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The Mayor started to laugh, realising that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an admonishing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week."

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your Sources


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
5/25/2015 7:42 pm

aakash. new code fallen. wonderful. they fall but not confess...

LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL


EdenIn_India 45F
266 posts
5/25/2015 10:09 pm

In a way it is a good fall if bfr tying the knot... as after is truly not advisable


Maybella 62F
425 posts
5/26/2015 5:20 pm

Hi Akash.... OMG! that's so funny. Thanks for posting.

God Bless.


Aakash_49 replies on 5/31/2015 11:13 am:
You are always Welcome Bella

Your satisfaction is always my pleasure

govind554 46M
55 posts
5/31/2015 9:21 am

Very nice


Aakash_49 replies on 5/31/2015 11:18 am:
Glad you liked it Govind . Welcome .