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Aakash_49 75M
1521 posts
7/28/2014 6:27 pm
Year 3000 . Earthlings on another planet




The year is 3000. Th earthlings are celebrating the next millennium . Technology is far far advanced.

Earthlings have found very advanced life on one of the planets in our own galaxy, have developed technology to travel at the speed of light. Earthlings select a pair of astronauts - a male and a female to visit the planet and exchange scientific information.

On the alien planet, a lot of technical and scientific data is exchanged. Finally when it comes to reproduction, the aliens take the earth astronauts to a factory and demonstrate how they input the requirements on their production computers , then on a conveyors babies come out of the factory. Scientists, workers, doctors etc are thus produced as per requirements.

Now question comes on how they reproduce on Earth. The couple tries to explain but the aliens don't understand and seek demonstration.

The astronauts consult each other and feel that there is no harm in demonstrating in front of these machine made aliens. So a bed is set up and the earthlings demonstrate the act of Baby making on Earth to the alien scientists seated all around the bed.

Earthlings- the astronauts do a good job. After the demonstration act is finished, the couple dresses up and says shyly " This is how we reproduce on our planet".

A Senior scientist asks :

" But now where is the baby? "

" Oh for that we have to wait 9 earth months for the baby to be born".

Another old scientist raises his hand and asks a question.

" Oh I see. But if it takes such a long time of 9 Earth months for the production, could you please explain why there was all the hurry burry and thrusting towards the end? "



Creativity is knowing how to hide your Sources


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
7/28/2014 11:20 pm

Aakash. you can be too slow in the starting but in the end, that rush is always going to be.....ohhhhhhaaaaa

LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL