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SUNYBUNNY60 64M
5461 posts
7/29/2015 3:35 am
Alligator shoes and Blonde....


A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and tried to find out where the feet of alligators are and when found, she shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."



LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
7/29/2015 8:06 am

Rajive. yes. it is.

LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL