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Blogs > SUNYBUNNY60 > LOVE FROM INDIA

SUNYBUNNY60 64M
5461 posts
7/7/2015 1:33 am
PET SQUIRREL IS BETTER

A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.

Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's car arriving home.

The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The owners came into the house and went straight to bed.

In the middle of the night they were awoken by a scream from the closet. The husband opened the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made him yell so loud.

The thief replied in pain, "When your squirrel took my ass for a hollow in a tree, I held out.... Then it took my balls for nuts and I gritted my teeth... Then it decided to carry the nuts into the hollow... that's when I cracked up!!!"
LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL
SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
7/7/2015 2:24 am
    Quoting  :

LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
7/7/2015 3:41 am

 welcome dear.
LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
7/7/2015 8:37 am
    Quoting RajivePrathap:
    Good joke SUNNYBUNNY,. The squirrel knowingly or otherwise proved his master's voice.
Rajive. yes. you are right.
LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL




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