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The_Teaser 109M
303 posts
11/26/2016 2:09 am
TOO LATE TO HURRYYYYYYYYYYY ! LOLOLOLS


The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the simala. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.

One evening after dinner as they were returning to their rooms, there was lightning and the lights went off. It was pitch dark, and groping their way they made it to their rooms, and quietly undressed.


RP alies Allah Malik alies Allah Teranaam ,a religious fellow knelt to pray. Just as he completed his prayer, the lights came on and that's when he saw that he was with his friend's wife. He jumped up and dashed for the door.


"Too late to hurry now," said the girl, "Teaser never prays!"




The_Teaser 109M
766 posts
11/26/2016 2:11 am

lololollolols,


The_Teaser 109M
766 posts
11/26/2016 5:05 am

lols


SUNYBUNNY60 64M
7933 posts
11/29/2016 7:17 am

hahahahhaaa

LOVE IS ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL