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ONLY FOR "ADULTS" lolols Myths related to love making are always ONLY FOR ADULTS ! so my this blog is ONLY FOR ADULTS !!! Here are some teasing Myths and Reality for my adult friends to enjoy .. 1..Expectation: If you're a newbie at this, you're sure to think that adults are like happy little bunnies going at it all the time. Because once you start having sex, why would you stop, right? Reality: Truth is, darlings, as great as it is, you don't really want it all the time. Think of it like candy. If you could eat all the candy you want, any time of any day, after a while, wouldn't you get a tummy ache and want something spicy instead? Same philosophy. 2..Expectation: Steamy, hot showers with the one you cannot get your hands off seems like a dream come true doesn't it? You just have to look at a movie to know its the funnest kind of sex people love to have. Reality: Life is not the movies. The truth of shower sex is, in a nutshell, one person being cold as the other one gets waterboarded by hot water, and the constant fear of slipping and breaking your head as you attempt standing up gymnastics. If you and your partner have a significant height difference, may God save you. 3..Expectation: All you Magic Mike fans out there know exactly how hot a strip dance can be, and you can't wait to see one. It will be a legendary night, right? Reality: Wrong. Strip dances can be a lot of fun if everything works out, but somehow, Murphy's Law is extremely strong when it comes to strip dances. Thus, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and it does. 4..Expectation: You would think considering we (Indians) invented the kamasutra, we would be absolute deviants in bed, right? Reality: The leg goes where? You'll be left wondering how exactly this works before you retreat back to your happy place. You know, the easy one? 5..Expectation: Smiles and leisurely kisses and so in love mornings are the perfect representation of those mornings after. Reality: Sure, in Lapland! Most of us have work the next day, and hardly enough patience to get the other our of their peaceful postcoital slumbers. So, bucket of water it is! 
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