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sunlover1950
6/21/2008 3:56 pmLast Read: |
Here is something I read and liked for you. I'm sure it will make the girlies snigger and you'd better take notes, guys !  Words Women Often Use : 1. Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Don't worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. I know I'm not blogging much lately but I'm busy preparing some of my graduates for their admission university exams in July - teaching privates/tutors during the day and preparing exercise materials for them in the evening...and going to the beach in the meanwhile !!!!! Summer is in full blast here - about 30*C/87*F and the water is already 22*C/70*F, I'm finally happy!  I continue getting cranky e-mails but instead of answering, "Sorry, our profiles are not compatible!" or "I don't think I'll click on you !"  , I just don't answer. I learnt - Silence Is Gold !  Do you like my pic? I love it when the moon rises on the horizon before the day has gone completely, so I can have them both.  And I'm in my 6th smoke-free month ! Wow,  to me ! Happy summer solstice to all ! See you on the beach, lol ! Love, SL Keep love in your heart ! SL |
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6/21/2008 6:47 pm |
Hi SL Wishes for a great summer, I like your new picture  NancyPets leave their  on our  forever.
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6/22/2008 1:55 am |
I do the "Go Ahead" bit very well. So well, in fact, that even my sons know trouble's a-brewing when I say it.  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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 6/22/2008 11:34 am |
have to show those to hubby Nice that you told about the smoke-free period. I thought about you yesterday regarding that topic. I thought you may have given up. I'm glad you didn't
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 6/22/2008 4:15 pm |
well done each day is a victory lovely post thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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6/22/2008 10:48 pm |
6 smoke-free months--that's so great!  If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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6/23/2008 1:45 am |
Yes your picture is very nice. and the one of the moon is nice too. congrats on the successful non smoking, Way to go Girlie. Tone. 
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6/23/2008 2:56 am |
Must remember them. Thanks for stopping by my tent SL
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6/23/2008 1:54 pm |
yes got to print them out Best regards, Clarencio  Everyday is a good day. Can you trust them? No so be careful what you say 
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6/23/2008 7:13 pm |
Nice post....The weather sounds wonderful... Hugs
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6/24/2008 2:35 am |
I get that 'gravity' thing, where my feet are 2 heavy and i have 2 stomp, oh and my hands get heavy as i slam things Hope ya well Lady lotsa love 2 ya n family Tc & Stay Safe x Nicci x If it hurts...its real
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7/4/2008 7:09 pm |
Have a wonderful weekend.. *Hugs* I don't play it safe. If I wanted to stay safe.. I would have stayed in my mother's womb.
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