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The bunny hunters Lucca, my is a little gay, well he is a little of everything really, part labrador, part basset hound, and part every other breed of in the world. Bless him. He came from this big fat bird who beat him, and then didn't want him anymore, how could someone do that to a dog? Anyway after four months of love hes nearly forgot his tragic past and become quite a character, and it turns out a half good hunting dog. In the mornings when i take him for his first walk down the tree lined lanes of this part of France he loves to chase rabbits, he never catches them, though once i did see him with a baby bunny in his mouth, it soon disappeared with a couple of gulps. You see the trouble is, because of his inter breeding parents he cant run very fast. He sees a rabbit in the distance and off he goes, all ears, tail and wiggling like a snake, then he stops, oooooo feck it he must think, ill go hunting moles instead.(he never catches them either) So he stands on 3 legs, looking at the ground in front of him and then just leaps forward and starts digging to australia, his head comes out of the ground filthy, with a stupid grin and no mole. Lucca come into his own when it comes to coypu hunting, he just leaps in the water and swims aside the banks flushing the things out for my mate to shoot them. No lucca will never catch rabbits, but he knows a who will. I have my friends staying with me, a beautiful brindle lurcher, brin the renowned cat killer! woooooooooooooooooooosh hes off and in ten seconds hes done a 100 meters and come back with a rabbit in his mouth for lucca to eat. Lucca and Brin, the gay rabbit hunters. |
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9/6/2012 3:22 am |
the poor wrabbit ...............  If you love someone, set them free 
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How do you know it's a gay rabbit??? IF all were Atheists. There would be World Peace. Because no Atheist would care what you believe.
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9/7/2012 5:06 am |
have you tried to put salt on his tail bunny? ..............  if he stops and let you put the salt on, you know he's gay .............  If you love someone, set them free
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