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A story to end all stories, even the last story that i wrote, that ended all stories Ricardoas lay in the opulent surroundings of his office in total peace with the world, naked oiled bird servants scurried about catering for his every whim. Ricardoas reflected, the roman empire had been good for him, he had risen to chief security officer for the whole roman empire in just four years. Ophelius, he shouted, i need your body again, but first get the slaves to put some more wood on the underfloor heating i want you on top this time. Yet he was living a lie, his real name was ulfgip warrior king of the iceni tribe, right hand man to Boadicea queen of the norfolk people, and cheif consultant for the book shades of grey, ulfgip was undercover, his task was to gain the romans confidence and then wreck havoc amongst the empire. That will teach them for killing my queen and stopping my beloved Norwich city playing football. Ricardous clenched his fists to try and control his anger, carrow road, the best football stadium in the world was now a killing field for slaves. Ophelius, he shouted, on second thoughts get that new slave belgumus magnolius, to come as well, i need some practice for the orgy tonight. Afterward, with a grin from ear to ear, he said, not bad belgumus magnolius, but you must be french, you must get rid of that bush! He clapped his hands and a naked oiled servant bird rushed across the room, get me Pussieus Shaverus here i have a job for her. Ricardous sat up suddenly, his utopia was shattered, Toneboyus had burst into the room, shouting, boss, boss, you have to come we have a nutter in the jail claiming to be the of god. Toneboyus, Toneboyus, how many times do i have to tell you, every friday night when the pubs close we get loads of people in claiming to be the of god. To be continued.......(if i can get some more of them mushrooms) |
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Hey how come I'm always the whipping boy in your fairly tales? IF all were Atheists. There would be World Peace. Because no Atheist would care what you believe.
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9/5/2012 7:55 am |
............. waiting for the continuation ...............  If you love someone, set them free 
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