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Lets get all deep and meaningful Them fecking christians would have you believe there is life after death, well they are all a load of nutters! You see, who the feck would want to live on after your body is all worn out and your brain has forgot what shagging is all about. I mean even if you got hit by a bus and died, do you want to walk round for eternity all bashed up and squashed. Come on you nutters think about it, this heaven place must be a bit crowded by now, full of old geriatrics and toothless haggs, with the odd burns victim thrown in. Sounds like a Micheal Jackson video. Then there are them other set of raving lunatics, the spiritualists, man they all need brain scans. They will tell you (depending on how much of that grass that they have smoked,) that your spirit lives on in a different form and if you have been good in this life, you might come back as a cat. I suppose its too much to ask, for me to come back as a red heads bike seat. Nope its all a load of superstitious claptrap, and i can say this without fear of being struck by lightning because i am typing this blog with a silver cross and a bulb of garlic round my neck. And my fingers crossed. Having said all that, do you know what? that new of mine is Mutley reincarnated, only this time hes come back with a white willie and no balls I told Mutley if he kept going off shagging that beech down the road his balls would drop off. |
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Silly Boy.   
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4/14/2012 2:39 am |
you be so lucky to come back as a bike seat ....... poor Muttley ........ just like his master .... can't keep it zipped ...... If you love someone, set them free 
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