Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > badbloke > My Blog |
|
My name is Luca, i live on the so fa Wife #2, the wicked witch from madrid, lasted two weeks, not bad i thought. You see we came home from a disaster of a honeymoon and she told me "that dirty smelly animal had to go". Yep, despite the fact she lived with me for six months prior to the wedding, she told me my had to go, or she would. Well it was no contest, ten minutes later we were on the way to Malaga train station to send the wicked witch from madrid to her mothers. You see i loved my Mutley, he was my best mate for 15 years, yes he smelt a bit, and he spent most of the time with an erection and a stupid grin on his face, (just like me then i hear you shout) but i was with him longer than i have been with any bird. Its been over 2 years now since i had to take mutley to the vets and say goodbye to him, his legs couldn't do what his brain wanted them to do, he was suffering and old. In them two years i couldn't face having another dog, and to be honest it seems for the last two years i haven't stood still for five minutes, flitting between England, Spain and France. But things have changed, and welcome to Luca! Luca is a three year old bit of everything dog, black and white like a cow, and if you squint it could be a labrador, but then again it could be a basset hound. Luca wasn't blessed in the looks department, yes hes got a pretty face, but has ears bigger than dumbos, and a tail so long it wont look out of place on a , but Luca is my dog. And Luca lives on the blonds chesterfield, and you know what, she don't mind! Now i cant stop singing that fecking song! |
|||
4/10/2012 11:32 pm |
Photo please....nice name.. Never Give Up Hope...Your Dreams Are Out There....
| ||
4/11/2012 4:23 am |
Just got home from a killer night shift and the first paragraph (wifey #2) sent me into histerics. Sorry to hear about Mutley. It is so hard to have to make that decision to put him down. You were a faithful master and made the right decision. Pets are family. Happy to hear about Luca and if he has ears like dumbo he surely has some Basset Hound in him. I raised two of them over the years they have a wicked sense of humour, perfect for you.  humming... My name is Luca  "Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror."
| ||
4/11/2012 4:31 am |
his legs couldn't do what his brain wanted them to do ... uhmmm .... i know some humans who have that problem too. love to see Luca with his big ears  If you love someone, set them free
| ||
4/15/2012 7:14 pm |
Now ive started singing that fecking song again whistling... My name is Luca "Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror."
|
×
×