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events 43F
157 posts
7/7/2008 1:17 pm
Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots!


It's time to show off your wicked wit by creating captions for the top 3 photos in part two of our Silly Snapshots & Clever Quips Contest. Be sexy, be silly, be ironic, be a smartass...just be clever and you could win a Gold membership!

Photo #1:



Photo #2:



Photo #3:



You may enter captions for any or all of these photos, but be sure to keep your captions down to about one sentence or 25 words maximum each - the shorter the better. Once you've come up with your witty captions, post them below. Don't forget to indicate which photo each caption is for.

If you're captioning more than one entry, be sure to post them separately to increase your chances of winning!

All entries must adhere to the Terms.

The deadline to enter is at 11:59AM Pacific Time on July 14, 2008.

How to Enter

1. Write captions for any or all three photos and post them below.

Specific Contest Rules

1. Captions should be short - about one sentence or 25 words maximum each. Excessively long captions may be disqualified and deleted.
2. Multiple entries are allowed. Final deadline for entries is 11:59AM Pacific Time on July 14, 2008..
3. General apply, including:
A. FriendFinder.com is not responsible for entries that it does not receive for any reason, including technical malfunctions.
B. If a member receives a prize, he or she is not eligible to win another prize for 90 days unless otherwise noted in the specific contest.
4. Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be deleted without notice.


Prizes

(3) 6-month Gold memberships

One winning caption will be chosen for each of the three photos. The members who submitted the winning captions will each receive 6-months of Gold membership.

bananabender 54M

7/8/2008 12:21 am

#1 - This online sex is wearing me out !
#2 - Pillion with pillow required !
#3 - Want to get wet ladies ? I have a rubber !


Friendly_Girl19 34F

7/8/2008 1:25 am

Photo 1: You must me kidding me?!
Photo 2: Its not everyday you see a headless man asleep on the road!
Photo 3: Duhn-nu-nu. No one can see me, I'm invisible..muhuhhahaha


Uniforever 58F

7/8/2008 1:53 am

#1 itshhhhhhhhhhhh down there, I tell you.

#2 Where did i park my head.?

#3 Do not try this at home.

A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.


cheshirecatsmile 41F
7 posts
7/8/2008 3:21 am

Photo 2 Honey I'm home!


cheshirecatsmile 41F
7 posts
7/8/2008 3:31 am

photo 1

Damn, I should have chosen the blue pill!


celticcate 45F

7/8/2008 3:36 am

photo 1

I thought it was straight tobacco!


icingsmile2 38F

7/8/2008 3:46 am

Hello event May I know who is in the Top 10 in silly picture contest Part 1??? Just curious Until now we never recieve email who is the Top 10 in Part1??? Hope you right it also in your Blogs that someone can read it and to Congratulate them...
Thank you!

Your thought is my thought..


events replies on 7/14/2008 10:10 am:
You can view the Poll for the Top 10 HERE.

Hugzme 43F

7/8/2008 6:21 am

I vote Photo1 while is not so easy to
show face like that in here so I vote photo1...
Anyway, who is the top 10 in silly contest part1??
can you write pls in blog who is in top 10?
nice to know who is in top 10 who become
the 500 points this contest!


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 7:04 am

Photo # 1:

This silly photo contest makes me puke! Haaaak! Uh,Oh,,
I'm feeling dizzy..I’m faintinggg..


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 7:05 am

Photo # 2:

Cant afford the gas for the bike, too expensive!.. need to do something... Aha!
Alms...alms...have pity on a beggar, give me alms..please...


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 7:05 am

Photo # 3:

Have to find my nickel I dropped...have to find my nickel...
Ahh ! There you are!!


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 8:12 am

Photo # 1:

And she think she’s pretty?! Bleeehhh!!


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 8:14 am

Photo # 2:

That STUPID waiter..Ive been waiting here for three days now and he hasn’t bring my beer yet.. … Hey waiter!… Yoohoo…. where’s my beer??!!


PinkPurpleRose 68F

7/8/2008 8:16 am

Photo # 3

Lets do the duck dance!...arms on the side...right foot first...
ready... go! Quack, quack----quack, quack!!


onamision75 49M

7/8/2008 9:20 am

1. Bride of Frankenstein

2. Terminator 3: I'll be back - for gold membership

3. Looking for Nemo



onamision75 49M

7/8/2008 9:32 am

1. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

2. Air-conditioned-bed pattern

3. And we lived beneath the waves in the yellow submarine


with lots of love to all


Neil29
(Gregory Carter)
48M

7/8/2008 12:57 pm

photo 1 : that black light laser golf wore me out.

photo 2 : I wonder if this camouflage is working?

photo 3 : look mom I'm a submarine!


Wildcat022 38F
4 posts
7/8/2008 1:43 pm

Wildcat022-

Photo 1- Dam kids same boring shit every year!


MIZZ WILD


Wildcat022 38F
4 posts
7/8/2008 1:57 pm

Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots wildcat022

#2 Oh man this is what the helmet was for


MIZZ WILD


Wildcat022 38F
4 posts
7/8/2008 2:00 pm

Time to Caption These Silly Snapshots Wildcat022

#3 Hey guys look at me I'm a bubble boy!


MIZZ WILD


richards616 43M

7/8/2008 2:47 pm

Photo 1 - When he said he wanted me to join him sinking his balls into small holes, I didn't realise he meant mini-golf.
Photo 2 - On Ewan McGreggor's most recent documentary he found out that the streets of Cornwall aren't the most friendly of places. Some git's nicked his sleeping bag.
Photo 3 - The new James Bond film suffers budget cut-backs. The underwater stealth gear lacks a certain something.


curiosity333 64F

7/8/2008 3:01 pm

Picture One "Wake me when your done.........."

Picture Two "Im not sulking!............."

Picture Three "Inspecter Snatcher"


curiosity333 64F

7/8/2008 3:41 pm

Photo 1 " uuugh your breath stinks! "

Photo 2 " Im NOT sulking!........."

Photp 3 "mmm Nice pair........"


toneboney 74M
8711 posts
7/8/2008 4:19 pm

GOLD MEMBERSHIP... UG! I MIGHT GET BANNED HERE. But real Happy
Bunny's just have fun.

Photo 1. Gillette super silver really does work.
Photo 1. Thanks Doc., the Ugly pills are working great.
Photo 2. I sucked and blew and look what happened.
Photo 2. I think my bike just backfired on me!
Photo 3. I'm a sub marina, looking for seamen, or semen.
photo 3. She said, If my virginal cap fits, then wear it.
Photo 4. You don't have to win competitions, just have a laugh with your friends and be happy.
Tone.


Yuisonchik
(Yuisonchik L.)
47F

7/8/2008 9:26 pm

#1. uupppsss! I did it again... don't tell him that his sex was owful!
#2. reach guys dream: no need to think what color of sheets should be on bed or what kind of picture should be above the head...
#3 - Honey, are you sure it is the best way to escape from babies?


BroadProf
(David Mitchell)
76M
16 posts
7/8/2008 10:04 pm

photo #3 oooo UFO's come this small?


radicalsin 55F

7/8/2008 11:18 pm

Photo # 1 ‒ it’s not diabetic coma, just the men on friendfinder
Photo # 2 ‒ I never cheated on you
Photo # 3 - OMG someone peed in this pool


Multiscan01 58M

7/8/2008 11:58 pm

Picture 3: Now, I'm sure, she will not drive me crazy about forgetting my sunglasses, again!

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---


fastandnice
(shazza )
54F

7/8/2008 11:59 pm

photo 1. i think that oyster was off!!
photo 2. where the frig did my head go?
photo 3. "oh man everythings yellow"


Multiscan01 58M

7/9/2008 12:20 am

Picture 1: Where did I left that Putter again?

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---


Multiscan01 58M

7/9/2008 12:28 am

Picture 2: Was it now: "Crash and Burn" or "Crash and Sleep"?

--- Furorem viri patientis cave! ---


manbeast69 43M

7/9/2008 4:24 am

#1 I have come to eat your brains hoohoowaahaha
#2 When he wakes up may as well go eat some stinking shit #3 For christs sake make sure that freak stays away from your kids.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
7/9/2008 12:57 pm

1/ Golf?Yay that's an exciting sport,'scuse me while i nap.


jjriggs 61M

7/9/2008 5:08 pm

Here are my three captions - one for each of the above photos. If I am a winner, please reply to me here at Friendfinder; as my e-mail address given on my account changed a while back, but cannot remember my password on Friendfinder to change it there!
Okay:-
Photo 1 - Ooooohhh!!!! Well that's another use I've found for a golf ball.
Photo 2 - Sarge; we've located the headless motorcyclist, what now? Approach with caution; don't let him see you!

Photo 3 - "...Just a zit..." he said, on the end of my nose he said! yeah right!!!


SoCiAL_ReTarD 47F

7/9/2008 8:22 pm

#1 - "Did you try the 'Black Light Mini Golf'? Ohh man, I think I just crapped my pants ..."

#2 - The body bag isn't even big enough to cover that poor bastard's feet. How tasteless is THAT?

#3 - "Ha! With this irridescent yellow tube, no one will be able to tell that I just peed in the pool," thought Seth.


musicblue 56M

7/10/2008 2:22 am

Photo #2: What's my bike doing in my bedroom?


musicblue 56M

7/10/2008 2:23 am

Photo #3: Those rubber duckies will never know what hit them!


musicblue 56M

7/10/2008 2:25 am

Photo #1: That must have been a HUGE dog!


legalandblond 33F

7/10/2008 1:41 pm

1) Those balls in the black light reminded me of my honeymoon, to bad my husband doesnt know about that.
2) So he wont cheat again, i mean it looks like he killed himself right just ran over his own head with his bike
3) What all i siad was " girl i wanna see under your ring"


hotmama346 54F

7/10/2008 10:49 pm

1.ngork,,ngork,,,ngork,,cant help it!!!!please stop!!!!!! 2.ohhh have many mosquito...cant sleep i smell the mosquito killer....3.wooohhhhhh,,,what a panty i can see cearly from here...wowwwwwww wowwwww weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Neil29
(Gregory Carter)
48M

7/11/2008 12:42 am

photo 1 : oh that's nice, but they might want their putter back.

photo 2 : so did the guy lose his head or is it covered up?

photo 3 : I'm just goin to sneak up on this...


tallulah1965 59F

7/11/2008 12:47 am

photo #1

Ohh ma gawd i forgot to iron my face this morning!!!!


Acer789 69F

7/11/2008 1:04 am

Caption for photo #1-
Hey fly!
I know I haven't had a bath this whole week but that doesn't mean you gotta sit on me to remind me!

Caption for photo #2=
Grandma was right, sleeping on the floor is really a pleasure!

Caption for photo #3
These Earthlings do not know the right way to swim!


konajoe 43M

7/11/2008 1:11 am

#1 Which bill was I supposed to pay? Friend finder or mini golf?
#2 No shoes, no shirt, no service... Head optional.
#3 This water safe retainer is never going to catch on.


ttotler 75M

7/11/2008 4:01 am

Photo#1 Drunk!

Photo#2 Drunken driving!

Photo#3 Drunk but not to drown hanging on to the inflated tube!


eld279 69F
1 post
7/11/2008 4:10 am

I look through the yellow filter - " WATER HAS FANTASTIC COLOR!!! "


KlassyKate 66F

7/11/2008 9:37 am

Photo #1 - OMG That's the guy I met last week!

Photo #2 - She said she might be a little late!

Photo #3 - I hate to leave her with the check but I'm outta here!


cbrstrks2008 68M

7/11/2008 3:37 pm

Photo 1#
Oh, ah!, OH! God I love migets

Photo 2#
Shhhhsh! I hear a 750 Honda and it's very close

Photo 3# They said I could score some chicks if I did this, WTF?


Standplatz und liefert


budlight27
(lisa )
48F

7/11/2008 6:42 pm

Photo#1: Oh Yeah!!! That HideAway: Tease Her, Her Please her toy really works!!! Orgasams Garuanteed!!!

Photo#2:Apparantly she wasn't joking about kicking me to the curb with everything I owned!

Photo#3: My girlfriend will never know I'm checking this chick out!


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
7/12/2008 12:14 am

2/
Murgatroyd T Motorcyclist is half way to work before he realises he has indeed finally forgotten his head.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
7/12/2008 12:15 am

2/
Sneaky car driver beeps horn unexpectedly.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
7/12/2008 12:17 am

3/
Hedgehog traps man in local swimmimg pool.


jake_633 65M
9155 posts
7/12/2008 12:19 am

3/
New life preserver chewing gum proves a hit with the yoof.


sexy_ems 47F

7/12/2008 7:07 am

photo 1. feel sleepy because of waiting someone to come to talk at me...

photo 2. fallen sleep at the floor waiting someone to help him to drive his motor cycle to send him home..

photo 3. he look his mermaid down under the water


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
7/12/2008 8:46 pm

No. 1 - I know there is a bingo hall around here somewhere.

Cheers!


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
7/12/2008 8:46 pm

No. 2 - This is what I call a room with a view.

Cheers!


midnight_daisy 49F
2234 posts
7/12/2008 8:47 pm

No. 3 - Stay on target...

Cheers!


SleeplessinQ8 60F

7/13/2008 9:07 am

#2 I hate it when I can't find the front door.


greenluv2 64M

7/13/2008 11:48 am

Photo 1- TIREDDDDD! TRY SENIOR FRIEND FINDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......

Photo 2- TRY TO AVOID BIKE-SEXXXXXXXXXXXX......

Photo 3- ALWAYS TRY TO GET BIRTH AGAIN WHEN THERE IS NO BIKINI IN A
POOL


elivassi 41F
1 post
7/13/2008 1:04 pm

Pic 1: What's your problem ?!?
Pic 2: Can I lay down while waiting for my head to get back to me?
Pic 3: Here's coming UFO!


Intouch4 55F
1 post
7/13/2008 7:51 pm

Photo 1 Um . . . . . I think I just threw up in my mouth!!

Photo 2 Uh, Am I dead?

Photo 3 Hey!! They told me that this would give me x-ray vision!!


RodP
(Rod )
59M
435 posts
7/14/2008 8:21 am

1 - New research proves golf really is as boring as it looks.
2 - Friends don't let friends drink and drive.
3 - Germans introduce new methods to prevent urination in public swimming pools.