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muffles
(Raymond ) 54M
598 posts
2/28/2007 12:57 am

Last Read:
3/1/2007 6:47 am
The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins ne xt to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His is also at the
table, eating. Jack asks, "...what happened last ni ght?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his , "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I
have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS!!!

EarthHostage 63F

2/28/2007 5:26 am

 I love this one. I don't mind reading it over and over again it's so sweet. Men could take a lesson from this one. We women love you with all your crazy ways. All we ask is that you be loyal for all the @#$% deal with loving you. lol


SunShineSmile7

2/28/2007 7:26 am

 OMG I needed that, thanks lol

So sounds like something my hubby would say, and that in its self says alot

Happy Wednesday

*Smiles*
Live, Love, Laugh......*Smiles*


muffles
(Raymond ) 54M

3/1/2007 6:46 am
    Quoting SunShineSmile7:
    OMG I needed that, thanks lol

    So sounds like something my hubby would say, and that in its self says alot

    Happy Wednesday

    *Smiles*
Hehe well then I will dedicate it to your husband
Thanks


muffles
(Raymond ) 54M

3/1/2007 6:47 am
    Quoting EarthHostage:
    I love this one. I don't mind reading it over and over again it's so sweet. Men could take a lesson from this one. We women love you with all your crazy ways. All we ask is that you be loyal for all the @#$% deal with loving you. lol
Yes men can be silly a lot of the times. Do we as men ever grow up? Not always But I do know that most men love their women. They just need to learn to say it more often




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