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a week out of my life, and another birthday You see, its easy really, I'm just not any good at things, well some things i am, but not all of them. Like i can cook, man, thats a good leg opener, and i can say smooth things like coooor you've got nice tetas gal, that works. Yep i can pull, but i loose interest after that. Perhaps i need to see tone boys shrink, he did say she was a good shag. Spose you cant blame me, its them birds, i mean what do they want and why, ive only known the blond for a few days and shes sticking smelly things on mutleys basket and in my bedroom, cant find anything, she had to go. I mean she started to say things like darling your glasses are in our bedroom, feck. So ive been on a shagathong round europe, wow man Bucharest is so fab, england is so fecking boring and mutley was so pleased to see me. Well I'm fifty fecking four now, a non event, passed with a drunken american and a blond, a couple of pizzas six bottles of wine and a couple of bottles of Carver. But i did get a i love granddad mug, and man that meant so much. |
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Blimey! Happy Birthday to you!!! Did you get some cake while on your shagathon? I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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I hope they were nice little firm tetas? Hey don't believe everything you hear... I'm a porkie pie person.!! If I had a shrink... It would never be a Girlie..lol Tone.   
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