Blog : Rach and Rich....... a day on the nudist beach

730 posts
9/5/2008 12:01 pm

Rach and Rich....... a day on the nudist beach

So Rachie red rump has gone back, and all the cats and dogs have run away, cos they don't want to talk to me, or should i say listen.

Now its not my fault that rach has a red bum, well i suppose it is really, you see we were just laying there on the beach under our umbrellas...under our umbrellas(you have to sing that like the bird band did) and as it was a nudist beach we had our kit off, like everybody else did.

Anyway we were just laying there looking at this fit german bird bent down with her bits in the air, pushing her umbrella stick in(must have been hard work cos she was really wiggling it), while her Irish lesbian lover was watching, now we don't really know if she was Irish(or lesbian for that matter) but there was something amiss because she had a green bit covering her small breasty things up, and her bottom bits were all on show, and she had red hair, guess she should have read munches Blog.

Then a gust of wind took both our umbrellas... our umbrellas(don't forget to sing)across the beach nearly breaking the willie of the spanish bloke, who must have took viagra before he come out.Then there was this big bald bloke with long legs with his willie swinging in the wind chasing them on a hot stoney beach,(thats me that is) ouch ouch ouch, not that i minded the loss of the umbrellas...umbrellas(getting boring now don't sing)my nickers and stuff were hanging on the struts.

I found my nickers on the head of this big huge fat bird, and i had to fight her to get them back so we didn't put the umbrellas... umbrellas up any more and Rach got a sun burnt bum.

mutley come and talk to me.

midnight_daisy 49F

2234 posts
9/5/2008 2:42 pm

Small price to pay, really.

Well, depending on how burned the backside is.

Cheers!

rachieannelol 67F

9/5/2008 4:55 pm

Hmmm...and my bum was sore on the plane back home...lol...and oh how it was peeing with rain when i arrived at east mids airport...much like malaga...