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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... 1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow, and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. 2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking,I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." 3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. 4. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter. 5. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! 6. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!  Wishing you all a wonderful week!!  One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.  
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10/12/2009 2:10 pm |
thank you for making me laugh after a really crappy day  enjoy the rest of your week! "when much is taken, something is returned." terry pratchett
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10/12/2009 2:41 pm |
 @ #6
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10/12/2009 3:26 pm |
oh brilliant lol enjoy your week to thanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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 10/12/2009 4:12 pm |
thank you for making me laugh after a really crappy day enjoy the rest of your week! Welcome to my blog. Glad to add some smiles to your day!! Come back soon.  One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/12/2009 4:19 pm |
@ #6 Especially #6..... I am still laughing. Thanks for stopping by. One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/12/2009 4:20 pm |
oh brilliant lolenjoy your week to One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/12/2009 4:57 pm |
That # 4 got me good  Glad I had taken a sip Live the life that you love,  and love the life that you live  
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10/12/2009 5:03 pm |
nyahaha nice one the most beautiful view is the one I share with you
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10/12/2009 5:38 pm |
smiling here laura  thanks dan    
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10/12/2009 6:53 pm |
stop and smell the flowers along your way. take your shoes off and walk in the grass.
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10/13/2009 3:56 am |
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10/13/2009 5:19 am |
That # 4 got me good Glad I had taken a sip ... Glad you stopped by... we all need to laugh!!! One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 5:21 am |
nyahaha nice one ,You have a nice one. I am happy you are all right. Take good care. One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 5:23 am |
smiling here laura thanks danSmiles and hugs back to you always One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 5:24 am |
Hiya Lorna... Glad to make you smile. One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 5:25 am |
One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 1:44 pm |
O my goth...This is adorable...*Tries desparately to pull herself off the floor... My chest and face hurt from laughing so hard, I needed this, it's been a hard week for me. I just might have to share this with my grandma if that's ok, she likes these kinds of posts... Warm hugs, Vampira
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10/13/2009 9:08 pm |
Hiiii Laura Love #5 Can just imagine the scene and the red-faced mum, hahaha Thanks for the morning exercise ohh ... and 8 inch is too much ................. snow It's nice to be insane when No one is watching 
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10/13/2009 9:16 pm |
O my goth...This is adorable...*Tries desparately to pull herself off the floor... My chest and face hurt from laughing so hard, I needed this, it's been a hard week for me. I just might have to share this with my grandma if that's ok, she likes these kinds of posts... Warm hugs, Vampira Hiya and welcome to my blog!! I am so glad to share the smiles with you!! Life should be fun. Sorry you have been having a hard week. Share this with all your family and friends.Take good care............. One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/13/2009 9:23 pm |
Hiiii Laura Love #5 Can just imagine the scene and the red-faced mum, hahaha Thanks for the morning exercise ohh ... and 8 inch is too much ................. snow Good Morning Renee..... Kids are just so cute. Yeah the last one is real funny....I agree!!! Enjoy your day!! One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/15/2009 7:36 pm |
Have a super weekend dear Laura It's nice to be insane when No one is watching
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10/17/2009 5:07 pm |
You are sooooooooooo precious!!! May Your Days Be Bright & Beautiful!
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10/17/2009 7:16 pm |
You are sooooooooooo precious!!!  Thank you!!One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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10/17/2009 7:27 pm |
Have a super weekend dear Laura I have been doing my garage sale for three days now. Darn it, I am sooooooooooooooo tired!!! This is why I have not done much on ff lately. Have a fabulous one, Renee. One knows when happiness is found, when one no longer seeks it.
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