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Results of the great sticky undies experiment...... thnaks for everyone who entered, all 3 of you..hmmm and, as the weather in the UK today has been hitting 32C and ive been driving all day, i thought id give all the entiries a try....so, as is traditional, the results will be in reverse order..... in third place.... ...Drum roll suspense killing anyone yet ? lol in third place its.... THONGS..actually, its thrid place by default as i dont have such an item as i really cant see them offering too much in the way of support....though researching them on the net has, i must say been fun....  in second place...... Meditation....i sat quietly and contemplatively (hmm not sure thats the right word) in my van this morning, breathing in and out, balancing my yin and yang and filling my body with chi..and do you know what ? it was over 30 minutes before i had my first road rage incident !! ...wow, amazing, thanks Ms Poet  ..ahhhh on the negative side, my undies were still stuck up the crack of my backside in less than an hour.....so....the runaway winner is............. Munchy's Talcum powder...luckily, i still had some left from a dubious gift set some great aunt of mine gave me at xmas..thats xmas 1977, i really do need to de clutter....so, i liberally sprinkled it on my bum...a feat in itself...rubbed it in...and you know what ??? RESULT !! no sticking for hours.... on the downside, i stink like a new born and my trousers are white, and every time i sit down there's a sudden whoosh and a cloud appears, but...thats not the point....it acheived the aim !! So thanks to all contestants....ist prize was dinner with me, second prize was 2 dates with me and third prize, a life time of smelly feet and the toilet seat left up.... thanks for reading, everyone have a wonderful day....and a new modern dilemma will appear shortly MArtin xxx |
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7/2/2009 10:47 am |
Acck! I have enough of smelly feet of my son.  And the toilet seat always up.. I removed it so there's nothing to be put up or down.  
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7/2/2009 1:38 pm |
At last a debate on ff that i can emphasize with, none of that do i shave or wax stuff, is moisturizing cream better than sperm and are durecell batteries better than a man. Nope good old bloke stuff. Well while i understand that every now and again in england sweaty dangly bits are a problem, i should say here that as a resident of the south of spain(add 10 degrees and it lasts for 5 months) I can consider myself an expert on this matter. I myself tried the ying yang bollocks(no pun intended) under the guidance of a french bird, alas the inner body cleansing, had no effect, the same stuff came out and still the same dangly bit problem. Munches talc bit, just don't work here, for reasons you have stated plus it seems to congeal and when you have to free yourself to relieve yourself its like a great cloud of dandruff,coming from your zip region, even if, as a bald bloke, you know this can not be so. Nope the answer is to move to iceland, and live in a freezer, or do as i do, give up work, waste of time anyway, make your house a cloth free zone, and jump in the pool every 10 minutes Sorted.
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Do I get a large order of fries with my dinner? Just make sure you didn't use foot powder, Martin. *snerk* I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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ewwss! now i know. thanks for the heads up Mr. Big! "never view anyone as a priority that views you as an option!”[ 
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7/3/2009 12:09 am |
brilliant..you see ladies, it takes a bloke to suss this out !! using a blokes mentality, and it involves giving up work !! sheer genius Sir Huge, i bow before thee mate !!! thats anothr one sorted !!
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