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8/6/2008 11:04 am |
  That was a good one.
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 8/6/2008 11:42 am |
dang chose wrong profession  lolthanks for reading and as per Dave Allen "May your God go with you"
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8/6/2008 2:33 pm |
hello my muppet this is funnyeye dr.have all the luck  did you get this memo?? EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. " Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib? Send to men with a sense of humor & women who figure this makes sense. HA HA sisters  they thought this was funnyso did I P
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8/6/2008 3:54 pm |
Don't make me laugh giggle muppet I'm in a bad mood Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same
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8/6/2008 4:14 pm |
OOOooooooooooooooOOOO fiesty eh!? in my best lion from the wizard of oz..... * gggggrrrrrrrrrrruuummmpppppppppp puuuutemmm upppppppp puttttttem uppppppp!!* : huggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysss!!! my muppet leader
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8/7/2008 3:49 am |
Now I am worried, I am going for an eye test next week - have things changed or what????????? Don't be a grumpy muppet  _____________________________ Catch you on the flip side
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8/7/2008 4:03 am |
Eye eye whats going on here then? A Muppet convention... Tone. 
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8/8/2008 9:17 am |
"Never look back, the future is so close!" Angie
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