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Cats aren't real either. Reduce your heart to powder and slip it in her drink then suddenly she will love you and not know what to think. Turn your joy to lotion and smear it on her arms then she will adore you and aprreciate your charms. Take all your finest feelings and put them in her larder then she'll rub you up the wrong way and make yer thing go harder. |
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Hope everything is OK Jake, nice to see you're back.
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Happy as a hippo in a halter top and red wellies here Flibbers. Hope yer so happy yer lips hurt from smiling.
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5/22/2008 7:31 am |
Interesting... Life loves me. I am living happily ever after.
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Getting my mind to work in any fashion at all is an acheivement to be admired don't you think misty me mistress?lol OOO looky two pals fer Plunkys baldy blokes. I'll never ever be as interesting as you Mysterri lol I can gaurantee that.
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Ohh you have to do it the wrong way to do it right you know Cruisy me cherub lol
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Welcome back, Hamish lad. Glad tae see yer gro'in' spurts are still in business. Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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Ye ken i have to sublimate my spunkiness elsewhere since you put me on short rations efter the 15th wain were born Morag hen lol.
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5/22/2008 9:52 am |
Welcome back with a variation of te same theme, so chickens are real now, pussys are if they rub you the wrong way but otherwise cats aren't realWash one in the toilet by flushing it, open the lid and watch how real it is, just stand as far away as you can  A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
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Oh swoony Uni you know cats have their very own dimension were we're never invited. All those discoes they have at the weekend and not once have my cats asked me if i'd like to join them. No fair.
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Me lack inspiration? With wimmen as loverly as my beautiful Beta in the world how could that ever be?lol Just been distracted a lot lately is all and let's face it you all needed a break from me surely huh?lol
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A mans gotta goo what a mans gotta goo Ela fant astic (Yer beautiful you know). I am yours and only yours to command Ceeps my best goil.Love you more than ickle baby chicks doing river dance in perfect unison.Faith and beggorah!
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Ta Justy and cats are just creatures from a fictional dimension who visit this one just fer the craic.
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hallooo welcome back  the most beautiful view is the one I share with you
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5/23/2008 2:55 pm |
Jake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then woman are fictional critters as well...ha...Really think of how fast they come and go....lol...but the mess seems real sometimes they make. It would be less trouble if we just went bike riding,you and me and my new archery skills I can shoot while riding. 
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Lol i'll do my best to make it wronger swoony. Hiyas Belle my belle. Lol you are unfailingly kind to me Rob and i do appreciate it.Have i really been bloggin that long? I should get a medal or something surely? Ahh miss perfect yer always a joy to see. Oh i agree whole-heartedly Anand me bessie mucker wimmen are deffo mythical beasts. My first born is an archery fiend and is champion o Argyl and Bute with the longbow.Goes hunting with it n stuff.Maybe i'll stick him on a spare Bertha T and head yer way one day lol.
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2/18/2009 1:44 pm |
then she'll wack you up the side of the head with a frying pan and let's just see what happens then to wee manny....HA!
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Ahh so many comments unresponded to. I'm a bit ashamed o myself, but as no-one is likely to come looking for a response now there's no point guilting myself aboot it huh Al me pal?lol
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