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Readers digest. Well i just returned from t' pub' to discover that Impy is a mail-eating dawg. My hall is strewn with bits of what was once Royal mails finest junk. I'm pretty sure there was nowt of any interest eaten just the usual invitations to insure this that and t'other, the astounding news that i, yes me, have won one million pounds in the latest prize draw that i didn't enter and maybe a few begging letters from some charity or other. If i wanted to sponsor a dunkey i'd do it locally lol (and then check myself in to the nearest mental institution) and really i struggle to believe that the dunkey really will write to me and keep me informed as to his welfare as the leaflets always promise. If the fecker can write then why doesn't he have his own show on telly? Anyhoo just thought i'd share. Kissys right at yer. |
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2/15/2008 7:15 am |
Can I borrow the dawg please Melt, flow, evaporate into the eternal sky 
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Too late swoony he goes home to his proper paw tidday but i have a couple o cats i'm sure you could train up?lol Now i'm imaginarily rich ceeps will you ever be able to resist me?lol Bet you only have to pay 5,000 squid to claim yer free cruise too huh?lol Lol get one of those paper shreddy things and attach it to yer letter box cruisy.
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