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Big Val's a pxeudogyn. Pxeudogyny is the use of a wumman’s pen name by a male writer. When a female writer uses a man’s name it’s pseudandry.Now isn't that hinteresting? Nah, i didn't think so either. So it's big Val's day and it's a leap year so laydees i am expecting proposals. Don't be disappointing me now.lol |
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2/14/2008 5:18 am |
 I learn something new everyday.While you're awaiting the many proposals, I hope you have lots of silk to give those you turn down too. (Did you know THAT tradition )Melt, flow, evaporate into the eternal sky 
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I propose a toast. Lightly, mind, with butter on the side, sliced into two triangles, please.  I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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2/14/2008 6:08 am |
Dear Jake, Happy Valentine's Day Psuedogynystically yours etc Big Val.
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I propose you post a pix of haggis. Name it Big Val. In the immortal words from 6th Sense ... I see stupid people.
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2/14/2008 9:26 am |
Happy Valentine day .... All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
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I didn't know that one swoony but that's okay i haven't any silk to give so i guess i'll just have to avoid rejecting any volunteers (Which won't be too hard as there were none lol) With home-made toe-cheese jam Morag hen? MMMMMMM tasty.Oh nohhhh lol Now i'm thinking about cheese on toast and i'm all slobbery. Same to you with big man-hugs you gorgeous man you Gow me wee bro'. I wonder if it's a tradition that anybody has ever kept up Kel? I have been asked to marry but it wasn't a leap year or big Vals day either so obviously i had to reluctantly refuse the offer.lol lol see the post above whatty. Hamish T is big Vals husband of course. Thank ee very mooch sunny and ditto to you with cuddles. Same to you LW with a sneaky fondle or two.lol Well if you promise to help me back to my feet again you know how decrepit i am Ceeps me best goil.lol Kissys all over yer face right back at yer. Poor neglected me Heavenly No-one declared their trove to me.I'm gonna mope about the blogs fer weeks now you know.lol Will you be wanting toe-cheese on yer toast? It'll put hairs on yer chest.
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2/16/2008 5:19 am |
Indecent.... proposal maybe sorry I'm 2 days late lol  Kissys  When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness 
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It's no good i'm still in a huff Heavenly lol. I'm sure there are men in the world who like a hairy-chested wumman.lol
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