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Baggy bits. Elouise oh Elouise Princess of the 7 seas Elouise my Elouise Mistress of the southern breeze Elouise sweet Elouise Godess of the plants and trees Elouise strange Elouise You fill me with an odd dis-ease. Place your precious hand Gentle on my simple brow Take my rising temperature As only you know how. In our search for easy dollars We have made what's good turn bad We have squandered all the glory of the blessings that we had In the forsaking of our nature, In denying who we are We have cut away our beauty and left a weeping scar. As you can see it's bag cleaning day.lol Scraps of crap is how i describe these left-overs but i always think "there's a poem in there somewhere" i'm just too lazy to go find the missing words. Anyhoo. On my travels today i saw a little girl on her way to school slip and fall on her buttski on an icy puddle. She got up unperturbed, smiled at me and proceed to slide back and forth with glee. How your attitude to life alters with age huh?lol As a each disaster is an adventure in disguise, as an adult, each disaster is Gawd taking the piss (the fecker). C'est la vie. Kissys to all you grown up feckers. |
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2/6/2008 6:29 am |
 Melt, flow, evaporate into the eternal sky 
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2/6/2008 10:31 am |
I always say if Gawd wants to take a whiz he can go piz on someone else. I still take everything as an adventure in disguise. It's ever so much more loverly that way, Guv. Kissys Sign here.....here.....and here.....the divil thanks ye....
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2/6/2008 10:38 am |
Hey JAKE... I like to get in touch with my inner child every now & then... after all the older we become the more we revert to childlike behavior sooo with that being said... Wanna play house, later on?!  MMmmmmuuuaaagh  When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness 
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OHHHHH! You are so right
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Glad i tickled you swoony lol I so wish we could retain that lack of care as we grow old and wrinkly Heavenly but i guess you need to have no responsibilities to feel like that and even feckers like me who have no real responsibilities still have responsibilities (I just like writing the word responsibilities lol) OOOO you big fibby-pants growin Rowan lol I don't believe you'd get up from landin on yer bottomski and say "OOOO goody something slippy to slide on"lol You'd be like me and all the other adults and say "Gawd you fecker, what'd i ever do to you?" Lol It's often been said i'm a 12 year old boy trapped in an old feckers body punky. I wanna play doctors and nurses but i bagsy bein the doc and you have to wear a uniform at least 3 sizes too small okay?lol Actually beautiful Beta i don't think i've ever met an Elouise (Lots of Louises though)It's just such an easy name to rhyme. Yeah with squids if it doesn't snap off or gush with blood it ain't really sore lol At least that's whit i told my 2. If only we could maintain that simple optimism into adulthood huh msL?
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2/8/2008 6:47 am |
Oooooooo...I spent years practicing how to do just that very thing Jake me jellybean...and smile prettily while thinking that very same thought...LOL...With a arse the size of a barn now and all that extra padding I'm sure I'd just bounce back without feeling a thing... Kissys on the baldy bits, 'old b'itch Sign here.....here.....and here.....the divil thanks ye....
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2/8/2008 2:33 pm |
Jakey Baby.. is that all.. just 3 sizes too small eh.. well per one of my previous posts "dah dah dah" too small clothes are just really uncomfortable but as long as I don't have to have it on that long then maybe we can work something out. SO I guess the real question here is exactly HOW long do ye want me ta wear the damn thing... think it over and get back to me.. until then KISSYS ALL OVER YER HEAD DARLIN (me first...me first....I said it first  )I'm such a weeney When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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Ahhh but pretending is like chickens, Rowan the Boat,not real.lol Squiddies don't pretend they don't care, they just don't care lol OOOO Punky me Princess i'm taking a course at night-school on "decladding damsels in distress" (or any other dress or even jeans) so it'd be good practice fer me.My personal best is 9.98 seconds but i'm hoping to improve on that this season.I've never been enamoured by thongs (Thongs is wrongs!) so you can happily wear big girl pants and i'll approve lol.Kissys on yer bittys.
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2/9/2008 5:27 am |
 Jake..((waits a few seconds..shakes head)) WOW it's always a ride with you lol 9.98 seconds I don't think I can get my OWN bits off that damn quick lol. Well I don't do big gurl pants but I do do the boishortys (I picked up a few of those)the frilly ones  so if those will appease then I guess we are in business.. Will it be a Routine check up then?!?  When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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2/9/2008 5:28 am |
KISSYS ALL OVER YER HEAD!!!... When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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Oh i think we call boishortys French knickers round oor neck o the woods Sounds much more appealing don't yer think?lol And i heartily approve. Now if you'll just go behind the curtain i shall just warm me hands up. Big breaths.
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OOOO FF were hiding yer comment sunny B. They do like to play tricks on us bloggers huh? I rather hope wisdom is learning enough balance so you no longer fall but life will always trip you up unexpectedly so whit's the point?lol
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lol sunny B you know very well i don't do "serious".lol (and sometimes i struggle to manage intelligent)
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2/11/2008 8:30 am |
Your using yer hands Oh sheit need I say anything else!?kissys When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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You don't have to but if you whisper in my ear it makes my leg go all funny. Just thought i'd share that with you.lol
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2/13/2008 12:44 pm |
Hmmmm ((mental note))  Do I need to rub your back and pat yer tummy now too ?! Kissys When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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Yes pleeeeeeeeeeeeease.
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2/16/2008 1:42 pm |
Consider it done.. any further requests you'd like to submit while I'm in a touchy feely mood  When you can't beat em' with anything else beat em' with kindness
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Well it's been a while since i had a good ole snagathon punky me princess lol. Kissys on top of kissys on top of yer bittys.
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