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D.I.Y. When the blood rushes to my underpants and my mind is befogged by lust I get out my favourite old screwdriver and buff away the rust. |
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D.I.Y.? the most beautiful view is the one I share with you
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12/20/2007 6:14 am |
When I can't be arsed with DIY I'll chuck the Black & Decker I'll just hang around the house all day And fiddle with...hang on, look, is that a seagull?
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 mmmmmmmmmmm Melt. Flow. Evaporate into the bright sky 
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lol great ... thanks to both you n gower... you two ever read or hear lyrics to Ian Dury 'This is what we find'... best rod
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12/20/2007 7:07 am |
Agree with 'lost! LOL!!!
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SOOOOOOO funny, I have to say though guys... if you are writing poems about entertaining yourself it might be time to get out LOL today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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Yae need an industrial lubricant like WD40, Hamish lad? Ya hen, Morag I'm dyslexic. I scream Ho Dog instead of Oh God in the throes of passion.
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"Do It Yourself" Belle my belle. Knew you'd be thinking about birds when you were playing with yer tools gow me wee bro. "Ahaaaaaaa" Swoony lol I love "Hit me with yer rhythm stick" and the wonderful "Reasons to be cheerful" The man was a fabby lyricist. The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot A little drop of claret - anything that rocks Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty, Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox I always agree with loverly laydees Potty me pal i find it's the best policy.lol A man has to have a little play with his toys now and then squirty Otherwise whit's the point o having them?lol OOOO Morag hen did i ever tell you the story of trying to buy KY jelly in a chemists in Israel where the assistants didn't speak Engerlish? That was a mime you'd have loved to see. ahhh them's were the days quiety Waking up in a strange bed with a strange wumman and wondering whit in Gawds name you did the night before.lol How times have changed.lol a melange of Winter veg' and a big fat roasted turkey be upon you Dan my man. No riny m8.lol But that's okay Making sense is way over-rated.
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12/21/2007 9:15 am |
Which is why Mam always told you not to lubricate your tool on the bed...it's a b'itch having to get the rust oot....*WEG* Kissys kissys I'm just a face...it will cost you diamonds to see the rest ......
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dans only laughing like that coz he can relate to it hahahaha today........ gone tomorrow..xx
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lol Chessa me chelydra sadly my bed-sheets remain unmussed as ever. Well us men are all just horny dawgs when you strip away the kilt and ghillie squirty.lol Thank you kindly Dan my man and the same to you with big man-hugs on.
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